Category: Sexy Friday
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Your “Hey Baby” Friday Evening Open Thread
A few years ago, I knew a girl who was a singer. Still is I guess. Sort of. She is actually quite good, truth…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Two” Friday Evening Open Thread
I started this two weeks ago. And as promised, we will occasionally continue to bounce back to it as the weeks pass. /sigh //deep…
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Your “Slippery When Wet” Friday Evening Open Thread
Since last weekend, we’ve gotten nearly 7 inches of rain where I live. One literally can’t walk outside without sinking. The one day we…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part One” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay. I have to try to say this in a way which won’t sound racist…. For the few years I’ve been writing Sexy Friday…
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Your “A Day Late and a Dollar Short Valentine’s Day Special” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay, now before we go on I have to relay something which just happened. I think it’s funny. Some of you won’t. One person…
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Friday Evening Open Thread
Due to extenuating circumstances (“Nailed the Vocab words!” – Blair W.), today’s installment of Sexy Friday is being brought to you by the pervert…
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Your “Superb Owl Weekend” Friday Evening Open Thread
That banner image…. That is one Superb Owl, right? RIGHT??????? Here, have another… Hehehehe….that one always makes me laugh. And I needed a good…
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Your “It’s A Post About Nothing” Friday Evening Open Thread
Nope, you gotta wait another week (plus) for the Superb Owl LIII. YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!! (get your foot off the boat,…
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Your “Is It A Catch?” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Conference Championship Weekend, folks. There will be bad calls. There will be delays for video reviews. And you will be pissed off. And…
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Your “Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread
First, Some Business Now, don’t get me wrong. Even though I’m about to call all of you a bunch of assholes, I’m not judging. …
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