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Your “Bad Medicine” Friday Evening Open Thread
Fair warning, I have no idea what to write about this week. So I’m not even going to try. I’ve been burning the candle…
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tWBS’ Adventures In The Swamp – Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m in Florida this week visiting a friend. And aside from the reason I’m here, which is the aforementioned friend, which admittedly has been…
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Your Decidedly Unsexy But Historically Accurate Friday Evening Open Thread
O HAI! It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, and I’ve asked Seamus if I could host tonight’s Friday soiree, since I have a particular interest…
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Your “Keep On Truckin’” Friday Evening Open Thread
I have no idea what to talk about, so I’m just going to talk about the good things which happened this week, because I’ve…
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Your “Don’t Scare Me…I Poop Easily” Friday Evening Open Thread
No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week. In fact, frankly, it’s worse. Nor am I planning to…
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Your “I Scream, You Scream….Wait, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING????” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this. I’ve had a really bad week. From many different fronts. Frankly, I’m pissed off at the world and just…
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Your “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been away for a coupla weeks. Yet I still really don’t know what to talk about this week. I’m writing this early because…
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Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts….even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid. (This vid…
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Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We’ve decided…. fuck this hurricane, we’ goin’ drankin’. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…