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Your “I Scream, You Scream….Wait, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING????” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this. I’ve had a really bad week. From many different fronts. Frankly, I’m pissed off at the world and just…
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Your “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been away for a coupla weeks. Yet I still really don’t know what to talk about this week. I’m writing this early because…
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Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts….even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid. (This vid…
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Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We’ve decided…. fuck this hurricane, we’ goin’ drankin’. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…
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Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread
So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content, …
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Your “Starting Units Wandering Into The Second Quarter? Do Tell!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few “Hello Fresh” thingies. He said he was…
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Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread
It’s shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it “un-beautiful symmetry”, maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are…
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TGISF … Solstice, Schmolstice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5bUmx-hk-c OK, here’s the deal… This week’s theme was predetermined a while ago. The calendar does what it does, I don’t control it. And…
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TGISF… Quite Contrary
I’ve used that particular banner image up there for TGISF once before. Not quite ten months ago, when talking about libraries and reading books.…