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TGISF… Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?
Recently, while on the beach, I spied a group of a half dozen or so lovely young ladies. Shut up, I said “spied”, not…
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TGISF: Balls Takeover
Have you ever gone to your favourite bar and there’s a “Takeover” by a brewery where they offer special beers that are very rare…
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TGISF…In Repose
re·pose1 rəˈpōz/ noun noun: repose 1. a state of rest, sleep, or tranquility. “in repose her face looked relaxed” synonyms: rest, relaxation, inactivity; More…
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TGISF… Wet Sand
Yep. I’m half-assing this one. Sorry, not sorry. I’m at the beach. Sorry, not sorry. This is the view out of my window right…
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TGISF… Talking Baseball
I like baseball. That’s not exactly a secret, I suppose. But what you folks might not realize is that I like baseball just for…
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TGISF… Pew Pew Pew
I can’t believe I’m doing this. I am not a huge Star Wars fan. As a kid (keyphrase there “As a kid”), I did…
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TGISF… You Have Your Draft, I’ll Have Mine
I did not watch the NFL Draft last night.** I watched hockey. ** Full Disclosure: I did click over to the draft during hockey…
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TGISF… It’s 4/20, What Did You Think I Was Gonna Do?
Yes, I like weed. A lot. Yes, we’ve done this TGISF theme before. Less than a year ago, in fact. But as I already…
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TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole
Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th. But we’re ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell…
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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I’m afraid of going to the eye…
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