Category: Sexy Friday
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Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread
Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our “No Pants Rule”. We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running…
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Your “Girls’ Night Out” Friday Evening Open Thread
It occurred to me earlier this week that for quite a while I have been remiss in including the “Equal Time Fo’ Da Ladies”…
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Your “Your Ink Is In My Briefs” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been rather busy and stressed and, yes pissed off, over the past couple of months. Allow me to explain. When I filed for…
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Your “Aw Crap I Forgot It’s Friday Already” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. With everything going on around here, I was a day further behind than I thought I was. I thought it was still Thursday.…
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Your “It’s Only A Game” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been pretty busy lately. I’d tell you about it, but I’m too tired this week to type that much. Maybe next week. Anywhooooo….…
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Your “Halloween Shows Up Early” Friday Evening Open Thread
Sorry not sorry. That’s just the way it goes sometimes. Normally, I do this theme for Halloween. But looking at the calendar I’m going…
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Your “Extremely Abbreviated” Friday Evening Open Thread
Fair warning: You’re not getting much out of me tonight. We’ve been dealing with hurricane stuff around here. I drove down in the middle…
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Your “Stand Up And Cheer!!!” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s the first weekend of NCAA Football…2019 version. Several games have already been played. Clemson rolled over GT, as expected. I hate those asshats. …
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Your “Hot Hot Hot” Friday Evening Open Thread
Oy, it’s been quite the week. I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours. People…
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Your “You Need A Good Scrubbing” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m a horrible person. I’ve known this for a while. For those of you who have met me, this is not news to you…
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