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blaxabbath - September 19, 2017September 19, 2017

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First, your Power Rankings Update: Last week (Week 2): Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF This week (Week 3): Top 5: PIT, KC, NE, ATL, OAK Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, CIN Why the 2-0 Broncos are still on the outside, while N*'s victory over a consistently-underwhelming Saints team makes for the

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blaxabbath - September 12, 2017September 12, 2017

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Lotta football action this weekend. Some results were expected (Browns lost), some were surprises (Alex Smith airing it out), and some were shocking but not at all surprising (Bears unable to convert from 1st and Goal to win). As a result, power rankings have been revised and your Week 2

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blaxabbath - September 8, 2017September 8, 2017

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It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I'm not used to grimacing this hard until Week 6. Oh well, #globalwarming, right? No matter. We'll see you Tuesday for some full-speed Week 1 Quotables action.

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blaxabbath - September 5, 2017September 5, 2017

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Welcome to another season of Quotables. For those of you who are new to the site, it's really simple -- just try to be funnier than everyone else and then your caption wins the high praise of being recognized in the results post. For example: See? Easy. So, without further ado, see you