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2017 Quotables – Wild Card Round (Results)
Nah, it’s just the image. I don’t actually have anything to say about the officials this postseason. I mean, nothing that hasn’t been said…
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2017 Quotables – Wild Card Round (Submissions)
Playoffs huh? I’m more of a Browns 0-16 Parade kind of guy myself. Well, I’m not here to comment on the quality of the…
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2017 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)
Congrats to those of you who made it through another successful regular season. The fans — the silent heroes of the NFL (except in…
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Quotable Submissions – End of Regular Season 2017
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is…
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2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)
Photo Credit: NY Post I’d make a “The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like…
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2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Submissions)
Let me start off this week by saying that there is no buttception gif. I saw it, I got it, but then I realized…
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2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results
Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol’ meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables…
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2017 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)
I’m still sore about being tossed off results last week, even though Balls did a fine job. This week though — man. I don’t…
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Quotables Results – Week 14
As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week’s Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding…
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2017 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)
Welcome to your Week 14 Quotables submissions. Here in Cardinals Country, we’re hanging on the final threads of, “If Atlanta and Seattle lose out,…