Category: Quotables

And we are off! “This duck, like many other birds, met a sad end at U.S. Bank Stadium.” -Fronkenshteen  

Welcome everyone to another season of [DFO] Quotables, the only place where you can make jokes about football players on the internet! As we…

Another great season of Quotables. Kudos all around. You know, I thought the submissions these last couple weeks had been quite weak but you…

Out with a whimper, here are the last of your 2017 Quotables. A special thanks to Unsurprised for his contributions this week. Make me…

Look, I didn’t feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don’t feel like doing it today. Send me…

Look, I was in Vegas for one night (Wednesday) and I think I’m still hungover. So I’ll grind out some judgmental results here but…

(Yeah, Swoop does not silhouette well.) I know there’s a lot anti Eagles-fan (present company always excluded) hate floating around here after the behavior…

One of my favorite things about the postseason is that this is when stars are made. I mean, say what you will about Blake…

I’ve not much to say that hasn’t already been presented this week. Like many of you, I’m rooting for Jags v Vikings in the…