The DFO EURO 2020 (IN 2021!) Preview: SCOTLAND!!!!!!!

litre_cola - June 9, 2021June 9, 2021

This is really a big deal in Scotland, so for this one there will be two of us. Fellow Scottish Canadian BeerguyRob will join me, since he wrote the Scotland preview for their non-appearance in 2016. Sorry about him - he tends to get a bit nationalistic those rare times the

A Grand Tour! 25 Questions! (And Open Thread!)

litre_cola - January 25, 2021January 25, 2021

Good day. We are here to tell you a story about an incredibly well traveled gift. The illustrious BallsofSteelandFury and I were exchanging futbol jerseys as he has a pipeline on SexiMexi stuff and I could get him a Cavalry FC jersey from here. This is a tale of a

Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons

King Hippo - October 24, 2020October 24, 2020

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Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),

New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread

litre_cola - September 12, 2020September 12, 2020

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Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go! If you are up like I am right

Viral Load: The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles Preview

WhyEaglesWhy - August 24, 2020August 24, 2020

Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to guest kommentator the Coronavirus for his thoughts on the Eagles and the upcoming season. Roni, welcome back! Our readers really enjoyed your interview with Ahmad Rashad and

Shempions League Takes Charge

King Hippo - August 8, 2020August 7, 2020

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And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain - there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain is so beyond borken. Friday was the day everyone looked forward to, as For Realz Man City put Real Cuntfaces of Madrid to the sword. 2-1 away,

Looking Forward to Shempions Entropy (and Other Lesser Matters)

King Hippo - July 18, 2020July 17, 2020

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The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the 2nd leg of a tie got played - ie, Chelski) could win the abbreviated, neutral-as-WICHITA Shempions format. It got me (and the Clubhouse's other Lesser enthusiasts) thinking

Road to Retirement – Sunday Evening thread.

litre_cola - July 5, 2020July 5, 2020

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Good evening from your hat, hope you are all safe, sound and are drunk again as Sunday hangovers are the worst. When our dear internet uncle TWBS passed away, he and I were working on a fiction thing. We got a bit into it and then he left us, making us

25 Questions! SexiMexi edition!

litre_cola - June 3, 2020June 2, 2020

Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know it should be why are you bothering me internet stranger. Instead of drunkenly asking I grouped them in to his usual 25 questions format. As most of

Efficiency! It’s the German Way

litre_cola - May 16, 2020May 16, 2020

We have professional futbol this morning! We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain't care bout no virus. They've been through worse. We decided in the name of efficiency to give our brief opinions about each team so you can pick one for yourself. I do not know about

Cabin Fever – Canadian edition

litre_cola - April 9, 2020May 3, 2021

HOST: Welcome everyone, to an other edition of “Quarantining Today.” I’m your host, [name redacted], and we’re checking in with some of our favoUrite DFO contributors to see how they’re coping with the societal changes that the novel coronavirus pandemic has brought into their lives. With me today are BC Dick,

Saturday before Football futbol

litre_cola - January 4, 2020January 3, 2020

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Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500's are playing. Pretty excited to see El Tractorcito destroy the P*ts and make our Puerto Rican lawyer a very happy man! In futbol news it's FA Cup week in England, and La