Fantasy F*ckfest 2021 (the Morning Edition)

King Hippo - July 31, 2021July 30, 2021

Below follows Part 1 of our Roundtable, which doubles as morning Open Thread. Three commenters represent Murrika, and 3 for Canadia. No moose were injured in the compiling of this "thought." king_hippo 9:38 AM This is the 2021 DFO Fantasy Roundtable Fuckfest thread. I have to fill Sabado noche as well as morning,

Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!

King Hippo - July 7, 2021July 7, 2021

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Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke's really bad-smelling tongue) have their wicked way? Tune in, 3p EST on ESPN. I may watch on mute, but God as me witness, there will be no match commentary unless

Euro Semifinal numero Uno!

litre_cola - July 6, 2021July 6, 2021

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Good day to you the banner is Skillzy the mascot. Does he moonlight as an underground DJ and coke dealer? I hope you enjoyed your long weekend and are blissfully off the whole week for the last of our summer of futbol. We get the Greg Louganis special first where it will

The [DFO] Euro quarterfinals preview, with futbol info, maybe.

litre_cola - June 30, 2021June 30, 2021

Good morning dear fútbol enthusiast or degenerate gambler. Sadly we have no international games today but let's take a look at what we have coming up! I have assembled the greatest fútbol mind(s) that our site has to offer. (not legally binding) Balls: Um, before we start the festivities, can I

The DFO EURO 2020 (IN 2021!) Preview: SCOTLAND!!!!!!!

litre_cola - June 9, 2021June 9, 2021

This is really a big deal in Scotland, so for this one there will be two of us. Fellow Scottish Canadian BeerguyRob will join me, since he wrote the Scotland preview for their non-appearance in 2016. Sorry about him - he tends to get a bit nationalistic those rare times the

A Grand Tour! 25 Questions! (And Open Thread!)

litre_cola - January 25, 2021January 25, 2021

Good day. We are here to tell you a story about an incredibly well traveled gift. The illustrious BallsofSteelandFury and I were exchanging futbol jerseys as he has a pipeline on SexiMexi stuff and I could get him a Cavalry FC jersey from here. This is a tale of a

Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons

King Hippo - October 24, 2020October 24, 2020

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Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),

New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread

litre_cola - September 12, 2020September 12, 2020

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Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go! If you are up like I am right

Viral Load: The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles Preview

WhyEaglesWhy - August 24, 2020August 24, 2020

Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to guest kommentator the Coronavirus for his thoughts on the Eagles and the upcoming season. Roni, welcome back! Our readers really enjoyed your interview with Ahmad Rashad and

Shempions League Takes Charge

King Hippo - August 8, 2020August 7, 2020

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And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain - there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain is so beyond borken. Friday was the day everyone looked forward to, as For Realz Man City put Real Cuntfaces of Madrid to the sword. 2-1 away,