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Sexy Friday – 20250314

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TGIF! And Happy Pi Day! Eat some pie today. Survival - Personal Edition Doing some traveling? Here's some tips to bribe customs officials. If you're being hassled, stay calm and aloof. Determine if there's an actual problem or the official is just looking for some unofficial compensation. Never overtly offer a bribe.

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

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“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed.  I went into the girls when they were in their doctors’ office like you said.” “Yeah?” “And I asked their doctors if it was safe for them to give blood.” “Yeah?” “And when the doctors said okay,

Sexy Friday – 20250307

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TGIF! WTF, Geno is gone to That's His Raiders! No wonder all the receivers are bailing. Survival - Personal Edition Now that it's March we can get back to grilling. Let's go over some helpful tips to deal with the inevitable grill fire. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

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“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not.  You’re amazing and super smart and hot and gorgeous and sexy.” “Keep going.” “And you have a healthy amount of self-esteem.  You are a genius!” She really was a genius.  And gorgeous.  The dress she had on showcased

Sexy Friday – 20250228

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TGIF! You still have 2 days to binge watch all the Oscar movies, so get to it. Survival - Personal Edition We're enjoying a nice false spring here, which makes one wistful of summer. Which brings to mind the 4th of July and that day's highlight: the hot dog eating contest. Let's

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

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Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine layer was sticking around.  Normally, it receded to the beach communities until around noon when it went away completely, but it was thick in DTLA and

Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!

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  Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here's a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished up really quickly.  Good morning, boys and girls. Here at DFO, we don't recommend/encourage morning drinking, but we are happy to share creative ideas for those who wish