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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 13 Recap!
This week, we had a tough week on the Tipping Contest. Many games did not go as planned. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Sexy Friday – 20260605
TGIF! We’re halfway through the year! And the offseason! And the NBA’s alien is playing a game soon. Let’s get going. Word Count Filler…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 12 Recap!
This week, we got some more upsets. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 12 Results Round 12 Highlights and Australian music Placeholder…
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Sexy Friday – 20260529
TGIF! We’ve got playoff hockey tonight, a Game 7 tomorrow (for those that associate with the association), and a big soccer match. Let’s get…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 11 Recap!
This week, we had quite a few upsets. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 11 Results Round 11 Highlights and Australian music…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You Lookin’ For A Fight?
Guten Tag drones! Today in the declining democracy that is America, we celebrate Memorial Day. Memorial Day is the day set aside for otherwise…
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Sexy Friday – 20260522
TGIF! Mail-it-in Friday has come to it’s logical end after the racism, pedophilia, and date raping songs fade into the background. Let’s get back…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 10 Recap!
This week, we continue with the Doug Nichols, which is my favourite round of the year due to the beautiful unis! Let’s go! ***…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-5
You thought I forgot about this bit, didn’t you? Well, you probably hoped. Well, nope! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football…
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Sexy Friday – 20260515
TGIF! No ice sports tonight, so it’s all hardwood entertainment for your sports viewing. I’ll be watching something else. Or napping. Also, just found…