Hey, hey everybody! Good morning and welcome back to Sunday Gravy! Well holy fucking goddamn hell everyone. We made it! It's a wrap, motherfuckers! Season goddamn 9 is officially on permanent record now. Every year right after the Owl I have this mixed sense of dread and excitement because I know I've got some serious
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale!
AFL Beat! (Substitute Teacher Edition)
Your 🎶Football Football Foooooot-uh Baaaaaalllll🎶 Open Thread
You know, in this pandemic… NEWS By which I mean, NFL News dammit—it’s August already wooo!! O, unrelenting march of time: blessed be your proportional dispensation of both the terrible and tolerable. Indianapolis QB Carson Wentz will have foot surgery, will be out 5 to 12 weeks per head coach Frank Reich. Let’s turn
Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to
Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale! Taking Game Day Food One Step Beyond!
What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended? I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a
Your “Sunday Night Is For The Birds” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Banner image from NBC Sports Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open threads today, and who can blame him? I climbed out of the content mines juuuuust long enough to hit 30,000 feet and write up a little something
