As I had mentioned earlier, it is high time that we all received some highly dubious but yet highly profitable (MAYBE!) gambling advice from an invisible internet friend or two. As someone who has a lifetime gambling record of having won more than lost, I feel I am qualified to
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
It looks like we're getting the hang of this thing! Kudos to Moose and the gang for some brilliant stuff last night. Today, we had the closest we will get to actual football as starters played the most they will play during the preseason. Plus the bonus of more injuries to
DFO Late Night / International Open Thread (let’s not break DFO this time!)
Ok, seriously, no drunken peeing on the servers tonight, alright? /eyes Horatio nervously We're going to try it one more time. The first went pretty okay until the whole site shut down. Today was an exciting day in SPROTS with international ELITE soccer, AFL, and preseason NFL games all on tap. Results: English Premier
Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux
As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero's post, the existence of men's underwear with special pouches for your balls. These pouches create a nice breathable space where they can relax, like the front porch of your house or a well-appointed den with large glass
DFO Open House
/sets up sign outside //takes fresh baked cookies out of oven and puts them on a rack to cool /// puts out punch and pie Oh, Hi there! Didn't expect you so early. No, please, come in and take a look around! (newcomer eyes place suspiciously) Let me tell you a little bit about the
I Don’t Know About You Guys…
...but I am getting drrrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkk tonight. I'm planning on going to a brewery after work and drowning my sorrows in beer with some close friends, then coming home with my lady-friend and raiding my whiskey supply while old Simpsons episodes play in the background. I guess what I'm saying is, open drinking
HR DUURRRRBY!
Quickie: Horsey Talk
How to Improve our Country – Part 1
I was reading Old School Zero's komment on the AFL Beat post about sports holidays and that gave me an idea. Consider this the first of an occasional series on how we can improve our country. Today, I present to you two revolutionary concepts: Concept the First: Stop naming schools after
The case against a NFL team in L.A.
Sam Farmer of the L.A. Times has produced another of his many many columns about the possibility of a new stadium in the greater Los Angeles area and therefore the possibility of one or more NFL teams moving into this stadium. It features a pretty slide show and, if you
An evening of SESTOSTERONE!
Posts To Make Jokes On, Ranked
1. Kontent Klearinghouse 2. Liveblog 3. Various football news posts 4. Creepy Fanfiction 5. Fans React Reasonably 6. Komments of the Week 7. The (Offseason!) Adventures of Joe Flacco and Matt Schaub 8. Scale of Sadness 9. Kill Kill Kill 10. Fun With Peter King 11. Mock Draft 12. This Week in Fuck You 13. Week in Review 14. Sex and Fantasy Football