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This is Not my Beautiful House: Vikings at the Bye.
Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season. “The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost…
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Hallowe’en- The Devil returns to Buffalo
[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing] Devil Thanks for meeting…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Your “Listen Children, All Is Not Lost” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Some days, you just don’t give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I’m…
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Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread
Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably…
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Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview
Well, holy hell. Wasn’t that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to…
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HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO…. Who’s ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and…
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2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by…
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Your 2018 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
So, true story, I was joking around about how I’d draw the short straw and do the Cleveland Browns season preview and instead turn…
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Your 2018 US Open Day 1 Preview and All-Day Thread to Waste Time at Work and Avoid Your Family!
This United States Open. Golf’s greatest test; it is my favorite tournament in golf, which makes it one of my top-three and a half…