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Your 2018 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
So, true story, I was joking around about how I’d draw the short straw and do the Cleveland Browns season preview and instead turn…
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Your 2018 US Open Day 1 Preview and All-Day Thread to Waste Time at Work and Avoid Your Family!
This United States Open. Golf’s greatest test; it is my favorite tournament in golf, which makes it one of my top-three and a half…
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Your “Are Duke Harry and Duchess Meghan Divorced Yet?” Sunday Late Afternoon/Early Evening Open Thread
Photo Credit: USA Today Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their…
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Your Saturday Morning Draft Continues Open Thread
To Lemonjello’s relief, we are not talking fútbol this morning. Not while the draft is on. We can discuss last night’s selections and today’s…
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2018 Tradition Like Any Other Preview and Afternoon Livethread
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you’re asking yourself, “Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can’t wait all the way to…
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Instant Reaction to New Chicago Bears Head Coach Matt Nagy
Banner Image Via NBC Sports Yesterday, the Chicago Bears announced the hiring of erstwhile Kansas City Chiefs Offensive Coordinator Matt Nagy as the 16th…
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LA Football Report – RAMMIT Postseason Edition
Here we are, back again, to take a look at football in LA this year. The regular season is over for all teams, so…
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Let’s Take a Field Trip!
Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we’re…
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Quotable Submissions – End of Regular Season 2017
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is…
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2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results
Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol’ meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables…