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Let’s Take a Field Trip!
Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we’re…
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Quotable Submissions – End of Regular Season 2017
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is…
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2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results
Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol’ meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables…
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LA Football Report – Post Thanksgiving Farts edition
Here we are, once again, to see where we are on the LA football landscape. Everything seems to be coming up Millhouse for good…
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Your 2017 Stihlers Bye Week Report
Thought you were done with me, huh? Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update…
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Your “Money Is Burnin’ A Hole In Your Pocket” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I hope you are enjoying your weekend. If we can get through it without WWIII starting, I think that’ll be the true victory. And…
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Your Even More Hastily Put Together 2017 MLB Recap and Postseason Preview
Yes, I know, I know, it’s football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don’t see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey…
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25 Questions About….
This: So, you may have heard the news that the Zodiac Killer or someone on his staff “liked” a tweet from @SexuallPosts which contained…
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BFC’s Fantasy Sleepers
THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY! And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and…
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Your “What Day Is It Today?” Open Thread
This whole week, I haven’t know what day it was. Two days ago, I got home from work and said to Lady BFC “man,…