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Your “Well Joe, My Opinion Is, ‘DOOONN’T CAAARRE’” Thursday Evening Open Thread

May 4, 2017

NFL Notes: It’s getting crowded in the booth, as Jay Cutler has apparently auditioned for John Lynch’s old job at FOX. He must need…
25 Questions About…..

April 20, 2017

this thing. Today, as you know, is April 20. For the majority of the DFO audience, 4/20 means a celebration of the plant that…
Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)

April 12, 2017

The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the “third best” team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their…
Canadian Gothic

April 2, 2017

[INTERIOR of a high-rise condominium kitchen, Vancouver, B.C., Canada, 8:03 AM, on a Saturday] A happy-go-lucky Canadian boy is busy making breakfast. He sings…
Your “It’s 4 Weeks Until the Draft!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

March 30, 2017

Start predicting how the Browns will waste all those draft picks. NFL News: In a bid to force Boltman’s appearance at his Hall…
Champions’ League Quarterfinals Preview

March 18, 2017

It is traditionally at this point in the season that I follow up Hippo’s awesome posts on the EPL with a retort of some…
25 Questions About….

March 16, 2017

Well, it can’t be the NFL because ain’t nothin’ happenin’ (yes, I understand there was a lot of movement, but others like beerguyrob have…
I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…

March 7, 2017

…and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise…
25 Questions About the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”

February 16, 2017

I’ve changed the title a bit, but we’re back with 25 questions. I want to keep it at 25 although I am totally tempted…
A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game

January 21, 2017

WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it’s against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5…