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2016 NFL Season End Standings, An Exploration
No, not a jazz odyssey, an exploration. Clearly this is not an exclusive club, but I wanted to dig into it further. Just bear…
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15 quejas sur la Week 16
This was quite a week, wasn’t it? So, by my reckoning, the path to the Super Bowl is pretty much laid out in plushy…
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The DFO Patrón Saint
Back at the site where we all met, there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to…
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Soldier Field Field Report
As as with most things in life, I’m tardy in bringing this to you. But last week I went to the Bears-Lions game with…
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The Sun Sets in the West
It’s a majestic day in Los Angeles. The sun glints off the glass of the Beverly Hills Plaza Hotel, renown for its plush terrycloth…
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An Open Letter to New DFO Visitors
Open letters are all the rage these days. There’s even the open letter to open letters. Someday soon I’ll write an open letter to…
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The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team
Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn’t seem like a…
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A Call to Hodor: Colts Team Preview
*Blink and you might miss this review. Poor, Indy, finishing .500 last year, which by the good graces of being in the AFC South…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Bye Week
As we discussed last week, the AFL decided to institute a bye week between the end of the Home and Away season and Finals…
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