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  • I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…

    March 7, 2017

    …and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise…

  • 25 Questions About the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”

    February 16, 2017

    I’ve changed the title a bit, but we’re back with 25 questions.  I want to keep it at 25 although I am totally tempted…

  • A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game

    A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game

    January 21, 2017

    WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it’s against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5…

  • 2016 NFL Season End Standings, An Exploration

    2016 NFL Season End Standings, An Exploration

    January 3, 2017

    No, not a jazz odyssey, an exploration. Clearly this is not an exclusive club, but I wanted to dig into it further. Just bear…

  • How your teenager can learn to drive better by watching NASCAR

    January 2, 2017

    Author’s Note: Today is the beginning of the offseason for 62.5% of the NFL teams.  Thus, our offseason DFO #content begins!  Stay tuned for…

  • 15 quejas sur la Week 16

    December 27, 2016

    This was quite a week, wasn’t it? So, by my reckoning, the path to the Super Bowl is pretty much laid out in plushy…

  • The DFO Patrón Saint

    November 22, 2016

    Back at the site where we all met,  there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to…

  • Soldier Field Field Report

    Soldier Field Field Report

    October 10, 2016

    As as with most things in life, I’m tardy in bringing this to you. But last week I went to the Bears-Lions game with…

  • The Sun Sets in the West

    The Sun Sets in the West

    September 16, 2016

    It’s a majestic day in Los Angeles. The sun glints off the glass of the Beverly Hills Plaza Hotel, renown for its plush terrycloth…

  • An Open Letter to New DFO Visitors

    An Open Letter to New DFO Visitors

    September 6, 2016

    Open letters are all the rage these days. There’s even the open letter to open letters. Someday soon I’ll write an open letter to…

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