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Your 2016 NOT St. Louis / LA Rams Preview
I attended the first game the Los Angeles Galaxy ever played in Los Angeles. It was at the Rose Bowl and the attendance was…
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Conflicted Feelings About Confusing Shit
Christmas is almost here. And I don’t mean that fucking bullshit holiday where I spent a million dollars on gifts and hear my kids…
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I am NOT Amused
Here’s a great way to spend a weekend: sit through five lacrosse games and wonder why your team went 4-1 and wasn’t in the…
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Ain’t No Party Like a 5th of July Party (Open Thread)
It poured in our nation’s capital yesterday, washing out many a bbq and celebration. Despite the weather, the massive “Capitol Fourth” concert PBS broadcasts…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good David Foster Wallace Essay Titles
I Should Have Listened To My Mother And Gone Into Carpentry Toys, Sports Equipment, Assorted Trash, And Other Shit The Swept-Up Dregs of the…
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Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires
Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…
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Your “Is It June-uary Where You Live?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Pete Carroll says it’s cool that Nate Robinson wants to try out, but has a slim likelihood of making a team, let…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…
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Quick Field Notes From Seattle
The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area. Yes, we had a lovely time,…
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Your Kid Sucks at Sports
I have two sons. One plays baseball and soccer. The other plays football and lacrosse. They may play in high school. They are…