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Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread
Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here’s a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor’s…
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Wednesday Night Game 7s Are a Blast if It Doesn’t Involve Your Team Thread
In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both…
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[BOOK FLIES OPEN]: Andrew Luck Knows How to Read
It’s been a busy past few days in NFL News: Josh Norman signed with the [REDACTED]s and shortly thereafter admitted that he tried and…
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Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1
Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and…
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Your “Thank God It’s Almost Over” Friday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today; remember – it’s three weeks to the draft. Everybody’s plotting and machinating in advance of picking the…
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Your Slimmed Down Easter Monday Open Thread
Did anyone else have a paid stat today? WHOO HOO! Gub’mint jorbs are the bestest! With that tack comes a slow news & sports…
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Not Even Daddy (TWSS) Yet Blues
Alright, you cockstains, I’m looking for some help. As all are most likely aware, I’m about to be a dad for the first time.…
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Your “C’mon Tournament – Start Now!” Open Thread
Free agency – hungover from the weekend edition. It sure seems like everybody in charge binge-drank last week, because the signing news today sure…
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I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread
…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead. Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for…
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Down the Rabbit Hole with BoS
Yeah Right’s air guitar post led to this. So, if you have anyone to blame, it’s him. When I was growing up in the…
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