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Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires
Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…
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Your “Is It June-uary Where You Live?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Pete Carroll says it’s cool that Nate Robinson wants to try out, but has a slim likelihood of making a team, let…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…
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Quick Field Notes From Seattle
The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area. Yes, we had a lovely time,…
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Your Kid Sucks at Sports
I have two sons. One plays baseball and soccer. The other plays football and lacrosse. They may play in high school. They are…
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Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread
Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here’s a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor’s…
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Wednesday Night Game 7s Are a Blast if It Doesn’t Involve Your Team Thread
In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both…
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[BOOK FLIES OPEN]: Andrew Luck Knows How to Read
It’s been a busy past few days in NFL News: Josh Norman signed with the [REDACTED]s and shortly thereafter admitted that he tried and…
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Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1
Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and…
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Your “Thank God It’s Almost Over” Friday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today; remember – it’s three weeks to the draft. Everybody’s plotting and machinating in advance of picking the…