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Your Slimmed Down Easter Monday Open Thread
Did anyone else have a paid stat today? WHOO HOO! Gub’mint jorbs are the bestest! With that tack comes a slow news & sports…
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Not Even Daddy (TWSS) Yet Blues
Alright, you cockstains, I’m looking for some help. As all are most likely aware, I’m about to be a dad for the first time.…
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Your “C’mon Tournament – Start Now!” Open Thread
Free agency – hungover from the weekend edition. It sure seems like everybody in charge binge-drank last week, because the signing news today sure…
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I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread
…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead. Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for…
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Down the Rabbit Hole with BoS
Yeah Right’s air guitar post led to this. So, if you have anyone to blame, it’s him. When I was growing up in the…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …
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El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl
Hello! I’m Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl…
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Tuesday Night Holyshittheresalotofbasketball Thread
It’s so much fun to see Dook having a “bad” season. It brings us great joy. Of course, those dickblocks will probably land a…
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MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER
Don’t you love when white men solve racism on their own? It’s a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…