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MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER
Don’t you love when white men solve racism on their own? It’s a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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Six Years? Six Damn Years.
I found [site redacted] back in 2007. I don’t exactly recall the first time I found [site redacted], though I do recall the almost…
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The Following Is A Presentation Of The National Football League
ANDREW CATALON: Good afternoon and welcome to exciting NFL action on CBS, home of Super Bowl 50! I’m a guy you haven’t heard of,…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 12
Things are getting tight. DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise’s lead remains at…
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NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest.…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 9
Still together, hand in hand, strolling towards the inevitable sunset. Who will break away and walk towards the beach and who will fall down,…
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DFO, Money comes in
After some more thought, I’m sure the Browns are going to fuck us. – Balls, WEW, Cleveland in 1996 WhyEaglesWhy called it in the…
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French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!
/long pull on a skinny and extremely noxious cigarette Bon jour, sports fans of questionable culture. I av called you here today to say, c’est…