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The Following Is A Presentation Of The National Football League
ANDREW CATALON: Good afternoon and welcome to exciting NFL action on CBS, home of Super Bowl 50! I’m a guy you haven’t heard of,…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 12
Things are getting tight. DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise’s lead remains at…
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NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest.…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 9
Still together, hand in hand, strolling towards the inevitable sunset. Who will break away and walk towards the beach and who will fall down,…
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DFO, Money comes in
After some more thought, I’m sure the Browns are going to fuck us. – Balls, WEW, Cleveland in 1996 WhyEaglesWhy called it in the…
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French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!
/long pull on a skinny and extremely noxious cigarette Bon jour, sports fans of questionable culture. I av called you here today to say, c’est…
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[DFOnline] Brains Fly Open
I didn’t have a chance to check out Dead Island when it originally came out, but it’s got a sale and free weekend going on…
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An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting…
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DFO, Money comes in
As I had mentioned earlier, it is high time that we all received some highly dubious but yet highly profitable (MAYBE!) gambling advice from…