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[DFOnline] Brains Fly Open
I didn’t have a chance to check out Dead Island when it originally came out, but it’s got a sale and free weekend going on…
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An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting…
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DFO, Money comes in
As I had mentioned earlier, it is high time that we all received some highly dubious but yet highly profitable (MAYBE!) gambling advice from…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
It looks like we’re getting the hang of this thing! Kudos to Moose and the gang for some brilliant stuff last night. Today, we…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread (let’s not break DFO this time!)
Ok, seriously, no drunken peeing on the servers tonight, alright? /eyes Horatio nervously We’re going to try it one more time. The first went…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux
As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero’s post, the existence of men’s underwear with special pouches for…
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DFO Open House
/sets up sign outside //takes fresh baked cookies out of oven and puts them on a rack to cool /// puts out punch…
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I Don’t Know About You Guys…
…but I am getting drrrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkk tonight. I’m planning on going to a brewery after work and drowning my sorrows in beer with some close…
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HR DUURRRRBY!
The HR Derby is being simulcast on TWWL this evening. Due to technical difficulties, though, it is just a black abyss on the screen.…