World War G – Chapter 1: Warnings

Beerguyrob - May 9, 2018May 16, 2018

ESPN Headquarters, Bristol, CT The first outbreak I saw was on television. It came from a dank & darkened hellhole on the east coast. "Bristol" they called it. I was stationed in New York, hired sight-unseen by the corporate overlords at "the campus". Now, I was expected to make my first

Your “One Week Until The Madness Begins” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

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NFL News: Following on the heels of Jeff Ireland and Marquand Manuel, some yet-to-be-named official decided to go for the whole magilla and asked Derrius Guice if he liked men AND if his mother was a whore. The League has found that to be "completely inappropriate", and I'm sure appropriate

Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy: Risky Endeavours Explained By “Risk”

Beerguyrob - January 15, 2018January 15, 2018

Risk. Anyone over the age of 25 remembers this game. A child's game, but not a game just a child will play. Allow me to walk you through the process of how we got to this point. This is Barron Trump, Now, on the surface, he's a mild-mannered kid whose father just happens

“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update

Beerguyrob - October 18, 2017October 17, 2017

Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now, before we get started, I'm going to give everyone a minute to get it out of their system before I put this-here jar on the table and officially

Your “Liars, Cheats, Addicts & Murderers” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 13, 2017September 13, 2017

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NFL News: This year's Hall of Fame candidates were announced. There are 108 names in total eligible for shortlisting & unfortunate interviewing by Peter King. First timers are led by Randy Moss, Brian Urlacher, Ronde Barber and Ray Lewis, who I know would kill to be included in the Hall.

Your “My Life’s A Bargain Basement” Saturday Evening Open Thread

OH WE GON DRANK

Beerguyrob - June 17, 2017June 17, 2017

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So, today was spent cleaning. Guess my mood. That's putting it mildly. Luckily, I had some help. Tonight's sports: Baseball: MLB: TBA - 8:00PM | FOX College World Series:Game 2: Florida State vs. LSU - 8:00PM | ESPN Futbol: MLS: Toronto FC vs. DC United - 8:00PM | TSN Whitecaps FC vs.

Your “Hold Off On Drinking, It’s ‘Annie!’ Day” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 17, 2016August 17, 2016

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Because when it's preseason, there's football tomorrow! NFL Headlines: Bruce Arians has been released from hospital. Must've been that bean he ate. Steve Smith passed his physical. Looking forward to his demands people ice up. Tomy Romo is expected to play Friday versus the Dolphins. He has to, or they won't let

Your “It’s All the 2004 Red Sox’s Fault” Monday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 20, 2016June 20, 2016

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NFL Notes: Vince Wilfork is talking about sticking around another couple of years. Good. John Fox violated the Ten Commandments & told a giant lie about Jay Cutler. Today's Acela Excreta was another guest column. God - I hope it's better than last week: School’s out for summer. Ugh. We covered that. Excellent