Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2023August 17, 2023

As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a voice is heard asking "Who are you? What do you want?" The figure outside speaks from a different plane in reality and says “You have to invite me in” From

Enter the Preseason – Sunday Open Thread

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Don T - August 6, 2023August 6, 2023

This is the problem. Jesus needs to be decisive on the handoff. A deep zone is not Gethsemane. Just run the play as designed by the coach! Everyone wants to play heroball, keeping the ball to the last moment smfh. At least chip the defender with your butt, Christ! NFL NEWS From

PreparatioUns Underway – Monday Open Thread

Don T - August 15, 2022August 15, 2022

There has been enough recreational fitbaw the last couple of weeks to make it inevitable [grabs chest, sighs]... That Week 1 is Coming Soon. We stand at three more weeks. It is time to start making the transition to receive unto us Red Zone channel. Amén. I’m sure that, like me, your

Can You Smell It? – PRESEASON Monday Open Thread

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Don T - August 8, 2022August 8, 2022

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You know those Pats fans who switched to the Bucs because of Brady? I bet devil worship is integral to their tailgates. But no; this 666 BBQ has to be the work of other fans. Availing of sausages to invoke the number of The Beast itself, Lord of Treachery, had

Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread

Don T - August 16, 2021August 16, 2021

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We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like that noooo problem. And yet it’s true: the season will get here soon, and the games are fine as a nothing better to do. Not enough to

“Between ‘Farewell’ and ‘Goodbye’ Is ‘Get Lost!'” – Beerguyrob’s Last Regular Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 29, 2021July 29, 2021

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NFL News: The big news is Aaron Rodgers putting it all out there at his first press conference yesterday. He turned ten minutes into 30 by talking about How if they were going to build a winning team around him, maybe ask him what his preferences would be, Guys who

Your “I Guess I Should Do Something” First Preseason Game Thread

Beerguyrob - August 8, 2019August 8, 2019

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I'm giving Scotchy the night off. The man works hard, and shouldn't be forced to labour under the aspersion there is meaning to the first preseason games of the year. Thus, this thread will serve a dual purpose of entertaining & preparing for the evening contests. NFL Nuggets: It's worse than

Preseason LiveBlog: It’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHere!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 1, 2019August 1, 2019

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It's TIME, biznitches! Pre-Preseason Football is upon us. It is time to anesthetize ourselves to our misgivings and celebrate the unifying factor that brought us all here- NFL FOOBAW!!! WHEN AND WHERE TO WATCH: 8 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. God Fearing Time. NBC. WHERE: Canton, Ohio, because it is the "Hall of Fame Game."

Your “Tomorrow Might Not Be Here For You” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 31, 2017August 31, 2017

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Slight hangover...no scratches or cuff marks...note from wife about snoring...VICTORY! NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott's appeal hearing has finally ended. Under the rules, the arbitrator has five working days to release his ruling. Pressure from both sides is coming to have it decided by Monday. Most of the comments under Schefter's tweet

Your “Final Day of the Beer Selling Season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

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Today is the last day of the regular season at The Nat, so forgive me if the preview is short. I'm excited because people will be throwing their unused gift certificates at us, and the kegs we don't drain we drink! I'm taking a cab home because I anticipate being

Your “Well, This Is Awkward…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

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NFL News: The Lions have agreed to pay Matt Stafford $135 million in a five-year extension. That's $27 million per year, or 16% of the team's 2017 salary cap if the rules were strictly followed. It includes a $50 million signing bonus, with a bunch of cap-affecting tricks like bonuses

Your “If Monday Had A Face, I’d Punch It” Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 28, 2017August 28, 2017

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NFL News: Getting an early start to missing part of the season, Vontaze Burfict is facing a suspension for an illegal hit back in the Bengals second pre-season game versus the Chiefs. If it happens, his repeat offender status will result in it being five games, and cost Burfict $882,353 in