Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – Horus HOOTennany

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

It has been about 6 months since the last time I attended a Beer Festival of some kind. That's probably a good thing, since I really don't need to shouldn't put my body through that very often. Back in December, this Festival was brought to my attention, and based on the

2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it's not Phoenix!) to crack wise on the images you see below. They truly are the best of the best (minus those commenting in the Superb Owl, those who may

2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 25, 2019January 25, 2019

You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn't watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure am not! That being said, I'm expecting a plethora of good material for next week, where Quoteables will march on, Hate Week and all. It's gonna

2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 22, 2019January 22, 2019

This was the first weekend I've sat down by myself and watched football in 2 years. It was definitely a mixed bag. One the one hand, the games were much closer than I could've possibly expected and it was a little exciting to see some new blood doing well this

2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 18, 2019January 18, 2019

Good lord, we made it to Friday. This whole "working 5 days in a row" thing has got to go. I mean, we're not JJ Watt or a nyet of Russians toiling in the beet mines for Bressus' sakes. That being said, you guys really brought your A GAME this

2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Submissions) & Wild Card Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of defeat, Andy Reid unhinged his jaw and started devouring the Colts early enough for the clock not to matter and Alshon Jeffery probably won't be catching many

2018 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions) & Week 17 Goodell (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 10, 2019January 10, 2019

Hey everybody, welcome to another (late) week of Quotables. I will be taking over this segment for Blax from here until the end of the season, unless my worst possible outcome occurs, in which case I'l have drank until my heart stops and someone else will have to take over

2018 Quotables – (Very Late) Week 17 Goodell (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 4, 2019January 10, 2019

Earlier this week, Blax let everybody know he wasn't going to be able to do Quoteables this week, which I assumed meant he was having a procedure of some kind done. As such, no one really got around to doing much of anything, until I foresaw some spare time at

BOLTMAN GROUP Presents: The Sounds of X-Mas Night Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - December 25, 2018December 25, 2018

NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use holiday music plays softly in the background. The camera stops on the only illuminated desk, where an extremely pale but handsome young man in a Santa hat

Chip Kelly Records a Message

DFOing Good

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - December 6, 2018December 6, 2018

INTERIOR - UCLA'S WASSERMAN FOOTBALL CENTER OFFICES - MIDDAY Coach Chip Kelly sits alone in his office, busy typing on his computer. He pauses briefly to put on a headset and listen to his work, his eyes unblinkingly focused on the screen. A smile crosses his face just as a series