2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Submissions) & Wild Card Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of defeat, Andy Reid unhinged his jaw and started devouring the Colts early enough for the clock not to matter and Alshon Jeffery probably won't be catching many

2018 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions) & Week 17 Goodell (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 10, 2019January 10, 2019

Hey everybody, welcome to another (late) week of Quotables. I will be taking over this segment for Blax from here until the end of the season, unless my worst possible outcome occurs, in which case I'l have drank until my heart stops and someone else will have to take over

2018 Quotables – (Very Late) Week 17 Goodell (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 4, 2019January 10, 2019

Earlier this week, Blax let everybody know he wasn't going to be able to do Quoteables this week, which I assumed meant he was having a procedure of some kind done. As such, no one really got around to doing much of anything, until I foresaw some spare time at

BOLTMAN GROUP Presents: The Sounds of X-Mas Night Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - December 25, 2018December 25, 2018

NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use holiday music plays softly in the background. The camera stops on the only illuminated desk, where an extremely pale but handsome young man in a Santa hat

Chip Kelly Records a Message

DFOing Good

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - December 6, 2018December 6, 2018

INTERIOR - UCLA'S WASSERMAN FOOTBALL CENTER OFFICES - MIDDAY Coach Chip Kelly sits alone in his office, busy typing on his computer. He pauses briefly to put on a headset and listen to his work, his eyes unblinkingly focused on the screen. A smile crosses his face just as a series

[DFOnline] Red to the Dead to the Redemption 2

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 28, 2018November 27, 2018

It has been some time since we've had a [DFOnline] post 'round these parts. Back in March, I was originally going to showcase a fantastic indie game by one of my favorite publishers, Subset Games, called Into the Breach. Originally launched on PC only, Into the Breach was recently ported to the

2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 16, 2018November 16, 2018

Happy Friday, everybody. I am filling in for our dear Blax today, as I assume his hearing is running longer than expected. We're all rooting for an acquittal, buddy! As I couldn't top anyone's performance was busy working on Tuesday, I didn't make any comments and can truly have no

Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 7, 2018November 6, 2018

EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY [CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday's walk-through. He seems a bit forlorn, yet still has the semblance of an optimistic smile on face. As he is a few feet from his car, another vehicle rolls up] [CAR DOOR FLIES

BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫ GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU: Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii, for the deal you made sends the beast with wrath, Because he knows the time is nigh... Let him who hath electric dance moves reckon the sound of the beast For it

Your “Wait, the Saints are 5-1? When the hell did this happen?” New Orleans Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 17, 2018October 17, 2018

I have a neighbor who is a Saints fan. I've hardly spoken to him at all, but for some reason whenever a game is on he is standing in front of my building chain smoking. The last time I saw him was coming home from work on Monday night 2

2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 5, 2018

Oh thank goodness it is Friday. After that bit of a snoozefest last night that I only watched about a quarter and a half of, I think we could all use a bit of a palette cleanser that allows us to laugh at the Patriots. Man the Colts are awful,

2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

Good morning West Coasters and good afternoon to the rest of y'all. Welcome to another week of Quoteables. Your usual host Blax was on vacation in lock down in Oakland this weekend and I was happy to fill in as we try and raise enough for bail. Provided he suffered non-fatal