The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend

Game Time Decision - January 10, 2019January 9, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the Wildcard weekend best and worst penalties. I was watching a regular season game and they were talking about how many penalties the P*ts ( I know, I know, but it was the only game I could watch) had taken and how above

NFL Playoff Preview–Chicago Bears vs Philadelphia Eagles

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 4, 2019January 3, 2019

With the NFL Playoffs drawing nigh, I wanted to take a real quick look at the Bears-Eagles playoff matchup to see how it shapes up. With the Bears coming off a 5-11 record the previous season, being a home favorite for this game is a great reward for a huge

Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 24, 2018December 23, 2018

Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don't-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some great questions, some meh questions, and some hopefully entertaining if not-cranked-all-the-way-to-eleven-illuminating advice. The only way this advice column works is with audience participation--from DFOers, your friends,

Mouth Flies Open: A DFO Advice Column

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 19, 2018February 11, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life's broad and multi-chromatic palette. Fantasy football questions still welcome but by no means required.

Instant Hippo Thoughts

ballsofsteelandfury - December 3, 2018December 2, 2018

"OW MY HEAD!" "UGH, MY STOMACH!" "YIKES, MY BALLS!" These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks. Now, granted, I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus, you

2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview

Team Previews

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by tiny dopamine hits along the otherwise slow, cruel, and seemingly endless march to opening kickoff. As soon as the Super Bowl was over, I craved football's return.

Baker And Tyrod Got An RV. Let’s Talk About That.

DFOing Good

Ian Scott McCormick - August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

The reigning Heisman winner and latest number one overall draft pick is a Cleveland Brown. This is not news, provided you are somebody who does not spend every Sunday talking about how you don’t even watch the NFL anymore, is Brett Favre still in the league? Despite being perceived as

Can’t Bear to Say Goodbye

BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 23, 2018April 23, 2018

Photo Credit: Bears Twitter As is well known to both Boyz and Men, it is so hard to say goodbye. Apparently that can be true even when you've already parted. Matt Forte and Devin Hester were two of the greatest players to wear GSH on their sleeves, but they had to move

Request Line: Things You Maybe Heard Right

DFO radio

BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 20, 2018April 19, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A grizzled old man settles into the chair behind the microphone. He looks through the glass at the GUEST PRODUCER, who has been silently staring at him since his arrival at the station. The grizzled old man starts to talk but wisely thinks better of it

2018 NFL Free Agent Round-Up

BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

Banner image via Kingman County News Folks we are less than two weeks from the start of Free Agency, and while the NFL doesn't have a "hot stove", it most certainly has a hot cauldron of lust. Or something. Errybody's got lists of top NFL free agents, but as our own yeahright has

The Commissioner Calls a Meeting

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 17, 2018January 16, 2018

Banner Image via Thank you all for coming on such short notice. With the conference championships upon us this weekend, this meeting had to happen at once. I think we all know that this has been an extraordinarily exciting post-season. Comebacks and rallies and heartbreak and a quarterback throwing a touchdown

Let’s Take a Field Trip!

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 3, 2018January 2, 2018

Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we're at a recycling facility. Let's say it's north of New York for proximity to the NFL offices and because where exactly doesn't matter. It's fiction, just suspend