The Bleergh Report – Week 1

Game Time Decision - September 17, 2019September 17, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week one's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm sure that there are

What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended? I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a

Kyler’s Movie Corner: The Great Gatsby

Movie Reviews

Ian Scott McCormick - April 26, 2019April 26, 2019

Hey everybody, this is Kyler Murray. As some of you know, my life has been a wild ride over the past two years. I was drafted to play baseball for the Oakland Athletics, I became the starting quarterback for the Oklahoma Sooners, won a Heisman Trophy, and just became the

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number 10

BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 26, 2019March 24, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine…

BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 8, 2019March 8, 2019

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag’s Eighth Delivery

BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 13, 2019February 12, 2019

The Bleergh Report – Regular season roundup

Game Time Decision - February 7, 2019February 7, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the regular season's best and worst penalties. There were 45,144 total plays this year. Of those plays 3,868 times a flag was throw, and of those, 3,436 penalties were accepted. Here are the best (in the eyes of Bleergh) single penalties of the season. These

The Bleergh Report – Conference weekend

Game Time Decision - January 24, 2019January 24, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the Conference weekend best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties*. I'm sure that there are

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice From Behind Door Number 6

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 23, 2019January 27, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. Fantasy football questions still welcome but by no means required. If you

The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend

Game Time Decision - January 17, 2019January 17, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the Divisional weekend best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm sure that there are

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #5

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. Fantasy football questions still welcome but by no means required. If you

The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend

Game Time Decision - January 10, 2019January 9, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the Wildcard weekend best and worst penalties. I was watching a regular season game and they were talking about how many penalties the P*ts ( I know, I know, but it was the only game I could watch) had taken and how above