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The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here’s the Wildcard weekend best and worst penalties. I was watching a regular season game and they…
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NFL Playoff Preview–Chicago Bears vs Philadelphia Eagles
With the NFL Playoffs drawing nigh, I wanted to take a real quick look at the Bears–Eagles playoff matchup to see how it shapes…
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Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions
Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don’t-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some…
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Mouth Flies Open: A DFO Advice Column
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts
“OW MY HEAD!” “UGH, MY STOMACH!” “YIKES, MY BALLS!” These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo’s head today as he is…
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2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by…
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Baker And Tyrod Got An RV. Let’s Talk About That.
The reigning Heisman winner and latest number one overall draft pick is a Cleveland Brown. This is not news, provided you are somebody who…
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Can’t Bear to Say Goodbye
Photo Credit: Bears Twitter As is well known to both Boyz and Men, it is so hard to say goodbye. Apparently that can be…
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Request Line: Things You Maybe Heard Right
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A grizzled old man settles into the chair behind the microphone. He looks through the glass at the GUEST…
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2018 NFL Free Agent Round-Up
Banner image via Kingman County News Folks we are less than two weeks from the start of Free Agency, and while the NFL doesn’t…