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The Commissioner Calls a Meeting
Banner Image via Thank you all for coming on such short notice. With the conference championships upon us this weekend, this meeting had…
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Let’s Take a Field Trip!
Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we’re…
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2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results
Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol’ meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables…
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Your “Sunday Night Is For The Birds” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Banner image from NBC Sports Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open…
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The Wickersham Man on Eli Manning, Man
As our own ChampagneFellerRoy covered last night, Eli Manning has lost his starting job to Geno Smith. The NFL, much like life in American…
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Some Bears Have to Say Bye–2017 Bears Bye Week Update
Scene: Once again, two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as they walk together, this time deep in the woods of Utica, IL, cutting…
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2017 Quotables — Week 8 Results
SCENE: Deep in the #Content mines of DFO, a group of trained monkeys–I mean DFO writers–are shackled to their typewriters. Someone gave tWBS a…
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LA Football Report – 2017 Week 6
We are at the 1/3 point in the NFL season and the 1/2 point in the college season, so it seems as good a…
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On Kneeling, Standing, and other controversial positions
A few years ago, I went on a nice vacation to various countries in Southeast Asia. On that trip, I went to Hong Kong,…
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On Politics, Trump, and why the Patriots are a perfect reflection of Trump’s America
We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this…