Your “It’s Been a Good Week” Sunday Night Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - June 23, 2019

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It might be Sunday night, which signals for the return of the grind early tomorrow, but instead of dwelling on that, I'd rather look back on my week and enjoy the many successes that I manged in that time. Work is work no matter what, but sometimes it can be downright

Your “Things are heating up” Sunday evening open thread

yeah right - June 9, 2019

Hey everybody, Sorry for the last second, dare I say "slap dick" attempt at an open thread but here we are. Many thanks to all of the amazing people who showed up yesterday for the DFO Metro Pub Crawl (patent pending). Just an insanely great time and fantastic turn out. I think

Oscars 2019 Preview and Open Thread: We Got to Move These Acclaimed Motion Pictures. We Got to Move These Short Nominees.

makeitsnowondem - February 24, 2019February 24, 2019

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Welcome to Oscars Evening, Commentists! I'm back, and I've got some more capital-T Takes on these awards, specifically the prestige categories, the short films, and the feature films that well-adjusted people probably care even less about than they do the short films. But first, I want to yell about something

Your “Party’s Over, Back to the Grind” Wednesday Evening Open Thread.

yeah right - January 2, 2019December 29, 2018

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Well that was fun wasn't it? Today marks the beginning of what I call "The Grind." Holidays are over. You've consumed approximately 12,000,000 calories over the last week and the next holiday is a long fucking way off. Back to work, fuckos! Are you the type of person who makes New Years resolutions?

Your “Welcome Back to Work!” Monday Night Football Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - September 24, 2018

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Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This happened to me two Thursdays ago, with the kicker (a few fan bases recoil in horror at that word) being that I had prepared for this

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread

litre_cola - August 25, 2018August 24, 2018

Hi there commentists I hope you're not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week's action as I'll be driving 9 hours to a lakeside cabin in the mountains. That being said it's so smoky from the forest wildfires that we won't be able to see much. Also, I'm

Your “Can You Stop Testing My Breaking Point?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 15, 2018August 15, 2018

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Quick NFL Hits: Nick Foles doesn't care that Tawmmy didn't shake his hand after the Superb Owl Why should he? He's the one that won the damn thing.I hope that when they meet next week for the preseason game, Foles just holds out his hand and asks him to kiss

Hard Knocks Season Premier and Tuesday Night Open Thread.

yeah right - August 7, 2018August 7, 2018

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Hot diggity damn y'all! It's premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO! While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired tropes, the year-to-year story lines I am hear to tell you "Who gives a flying fuck?" To me it means football is right around the corner. One way

Your “It’s Right There!” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 6, 2018August 6, 2018

NFL News: Is OBJ gonna get paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiddddddd? Apparently the Giants are working with his agent to make him the highest paid wideout in the League. I'm not sure what the Giants are thinking, considering he is coming off an injury and is only entering his 4th year. I'm all for

Pads are thumping and beers are cracking Tuesday evening open thread

yeah right - July 24, 2018July 24, 2018

Evening folks! Hope everyone is having a lovely Tuesday. How's the weather out there? Today's forecast high for the greater Phoenix Metro area was? 116 degrees. One Hundred Sixteen Fucking degrees! Downtown LA was in the 90's and there is an extended excessive heat warning for the next 48 hours. Here on the Coast it's been

Your “Burying the Guy Who Buried the Football ” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 23, 2018

Sorry for the light news and delayed thread tonight everyone. The #contentmines were not properly stocked and now you're stuck with me tonight. NFL News: The Patriots are looking to trade Superb Owl LII "MVP," Malcolm Mitchell, because if you say one mean thing to Belichick, he never forgets Conner Barwin agreed

Your Open Saturday Morning Open Championship Open Thread Open

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 21, 2018July 21, 2018

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Buenos dias! Hoy es...um...el partido de Ingleterra...ah nuts to this. It's Saturday and it's time for the Open Championship (you know, the one over in, um, Britain). Apparently Tiger Woods is making a run for it, so...get ready for the hype. Oh. Looks like he's done for today after shooting a 66.