Evening folks! Hope everyone is having a lovely Tuesday. How's the weather out there? Today's forecast high for the greater Phoenix Metro area was? 116 degrees. One Hundred Sixteen Fucking degrees! Downtown LA was in the 90's and there is an extended excessive heat warning for the next 48 hours. Here on the Coast it's been
Tag: Open Threads
Your “Burying the Guy Who Buried the Football ” Monday Evening Open Thread
Sorry for the light news and delayed thread tonight everyone. The #contentmines were not properly stocked and now you're stuck with me tonight. NFL News: The Patriots are looking to trade Superb Owl LII "MVP," Malcolm Mitchell, because if you say one mean thing to Belichick, he never forgets Conner Barwin agreed
Your Open Saturday Morning Open Championship Open Thread Open
Your “We Can Only Go Up From Here” Thursday Evening Open Thread
What’s on Tonight? Nothing! The slowest night of the sports year open thread!
Greetings everyone! The day is here. It has arrived. Today, the day after the MLB All Star game, is officially the slowest sports day in the entire calendar year. Not a single one of the major sports are playing meaningful games. Not one. This is the absolute pinnacle of nothingness, the zenith. The anti-nadir. The nexus
“It’s going to be an odd week” Monday evening open thread.
I’m surrounded by Lakers fans: Saturday Evening Open Thread.
banner image courtesy of. Happy Saturday everyone! Hope it's been a good day for everyone and you were as productive/lazy/shit-all drunk as you hoped to be. I know this is a loung weekend for our Canadian friends which also explains why I am filling in for your regular host Absinthe-Fellow-Rigoberto. Does anyone know why
Saturday Morning Coming Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA So what's happening? Was everybody up late celebrating the Warriors managing to pull off their eighth victory in nine tries against the Cavaliers in the NBA finals? Yeah, me neither. It's a lovely morning here in Los Angeles, and I'll probably head out and do some home improvement work until
Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM, DEMANDING HIS DECREE ON THE DAILY HAPPENINGS OF THE MORTAL WORLD OF THE ACCURSED NFL! BOLTMAN WILL ASSURE YOU ALL THAT FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT'S MESSENGER MET A SLOW AND
Oscar Night 2018 Open Thread
Good evening, Commentists! It's Oscar night, and I'm here to set the stage for your finest cinematological dick jokes. Here are the nominees for Best Picture, ranked, and my predictions for which of them will actually win. 10. Darkest Hour Impeccably acted and unexpectedly pretty to look at. There are no bad movies
