2018 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

My two cents researching this weeks Quotables submissions? Is everyone seeing as much shitty tackling as I am? I mean, I've been watching Arizona march towards 0-16 for three games now so I'm not surprised when they can't bring down a back before he reaches the deep safety (especially when

2018 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 21, 2018September 21, 2018

I have nothing to say that has not already been said. It's definitely been a lemonade-out-of-lemons week here at [DFO] and, while I don't know about the rest of you, I'm off to go drink. Enjoy your Quotables results below.

2018 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 19, 2018September 19, 2018

We are on to Week 2. Lots of pretty enticing football action, eh? I wouldn't know; I watched ARI at RAMMIT. This looks to be a historically bad Cardinals season. But enough about me! I hope you all used your extra day of rest to prepare for some big time Quotables action.

2018 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 14, 2018September 14, 2018

And we are off! "This duck, like many other birds, met a sad end at U.S. Bank Stadium." -Fronkenshteen

2018 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 11, 2018September 11, 2018

Welcome everyone to another season of [DFO] Quotables, the only place where you can make jokes about football players on the internet! As we didn't play much with the gifs this offseason or preseason, I'm still working out a couple little kinks here but I think you'll have adequate visuals

Welcome New Commentists! Or, I have to do what now?

ballsofsteelandfury - September 6, 2018August 31, 2018

Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering our little corner of the world. BTW, DFO is ranked in the 400,000s in terms of websites around the world, so that's... something! We do know we

Don’t say the pitcher has lost his fastball if you can’t hit the curve

ballsofsteelandfury - April 25, 2018April 23, 2018

What the?!? Hang with me. There's a logic to this. First off, let's make it clear that this post is about this: Later this evening, season 9 of one of our favourite shows will begin. Some of us, including me, are super excited about this. Others, some of which I know are among us,

2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Results)

blaxabbath - February 9, 2018February 9, 2018

Another great season of Quotables. Kudos all around. You know, I thought the submissions these last couple weeks had been quite weak but you all really came through. So thanks for making me look good. You submissions are here. Results below. We'll see y'all back here for some -- well, realistically,

2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Submissions)

blaxabbath - February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Out with a whimper, here are the last of your 2017 Quotables. A special thanks to Unsurprised for his contributions this week. Make me proud.

2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Results)

blaxabbath - February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

Look, I didn't feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don't feel like doing it today. Send me a meteor, a meteor, a meteor, or a Steel Reserve -- that's how MY week is going. Oh, what's that? You all don't tune in to Quotables

2017 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 26, 2018January 26, 2018

Look, I was in Vegas for one night (Wednesday) and I think I'm still hungover. So I'll grind out some judgmental results here but you're not getting my special brand of wittiness and insightful commentary this Friday.

2017 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 23, 2018January 23, 2018

(Yeah, Swoop does not silhouette well.) I know there's a lot anti Eagles-fan (present company always excluded) hate floating around here after the behavior of Philadelphians on Sunday. And that hate is understandably valid. I think we've all been a little spoiled by dealing with Broncos fans and Seahawks "fans" in recent