How to Explain Bad Bunny to Your Children & Open Thread

Don T - February 1, 2026February 3, 2026

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Muy buenas noches, damas y cabrones. I may have mentioned years ago that I am from Puerto Rico, my country: where I work, live, and will die proudly—most likely as a patient after my third stroke, but I morbidly digress. OBVIAMENTE I was thrilled when boricua Bad Bunny was announced as

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 28” Thursday Night Open Thread

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 29, 2024February 29, 2024

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say

So Long, Tom: Your Tuesday Night Open Thread

The Maestro - February 1, 2022February 1, 2022

It's finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody's really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National Football League. He entered as an unknown sixth-round draft pick, and left as the greatest player in the history of the sport. While it's true that I am

Bring Back The Super Bowl Logo

Ian Scott McCormick - August 15, 2018August 15, 2018

I'm gonna keep this brief: If you want to see an example of the NFL shooting it's own dick off you don't have to look at them waffling over what is and is not a catch, an argument that soon devolves into what is and is not a football move.

Your “Super Bowl LV Should’ve Been in Vegas” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 25, 2016May 25, 2016

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Landing like a wet turd yesterday was the announcement that Atlanta (2019), Miami (2020) and LA (2021) would host Super Bowls LIII, LIV & LV respectively. Lord knows each town has the available hookers & drug supply to handle the job. I'm sure the new Atlanta SphincterBowl and LA's KroenkeWorld

Super Bowl Shocker: The Unedited Footage Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Want You To See

makeitsnowondem - February 4, 2016March 11, 2016

Hey everyone. I'm David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being run out of the Houston Planned Parenthood. Today I'm undercover at what we believe to be a large and hitherto unknown Planned Parenthood facility that's home to

The Super Bowl & Canadian TV regulations: so much misplaced nationalism.

Beerguyrob - January 30, 2016

**Ahem** In respect of my fellow Commentists, I realize this might be a boring topic to you, considering that “Canada” is usually nothing more in your mind than a lower drinking age and where your first boy/girlfriend came from. (I know him/her; they told me about that summer at camp. The

In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts

The Maestro - December 5, 2015December 4, 2015

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It's been a while since I ran one of these, and I'd like to think that's for the best... the offseason is such a goddamn depressing time. Anyways, in light of the news revealed earlier this week that Coldplay will be the halftime act at Super Bowl 50, I got

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - September 30, 2015September 30, 2015

Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone's favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record. Not only have they managed to look good in the process of wins over Pittsburgh, Buffalo, and Jacksonville, they've managed to enrage both Roger Goodell and