Your “It’s Just A Fantasy” SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

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Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt, you're stuck with me tonight. If you didn't do the required reading earlier today, you won't get those references. And thus you should feel as much shame

TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 15, 2017December 15, 2017

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I'm pretty certain that this is the latest I've ever been in starting on TGISF. I can't be certain, because I tend to stay drunk and/or high whenever possible these days, but I'm pretty sure. /checks clock //checks calendar Yikes. Yep. It's currently 12:40am on Friday, December the 15th. Usually I'm more or

Your “Slightly Hurried and Less Than Comprehensive” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 13, 2017December 14, 2017

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Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight's lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. It's easy to forget since the media is no longer interested, but Puerto Rico is still nowhere nearly back to normal. In this day and age on

Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

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Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrwImCJCqk In my neck o' the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of it is still on the ground. That's because it's still cold as shit. I live in the south, dammit. This isn't supposed to happen. Or at least

Your “Holy Sh*tsnacks Batman…No Football?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 9, 2017December 9, 2017

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Nope, no football tonight. More or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcwqyhUtH0 OK, calm down, don't cry. There actually is if you want it badly enough. The FCS quarterfinals do continue tonight with the #16 Kennesaw State Owls facing the #5 Sam Houston State BearKats. But that's on ESPN3 though (8:30pmEST), so I say screw that game.

TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 8, 2017December 8, 2017

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Short week this week for a few reasons. So I'm dipping into the "Pool of Princesses" for TGISF this week to make things easy on myself. Low hanging fruit, yada yada yada. And while I don't have the energy or the creativity to try to be coy with the identity of

DFO-CON Vegas II – We’re All Still Alive

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

As most of you are aware, and are probably tired of hearing about by now I'm sure, some of us here at DFO got together this past weekend in Las Vegas for fun and fellowship. It was our 2nd consecutive year in Vegas. And though our numbers may have been

TGISF… AKA “Are Ya Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

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Note: While I wasn't paying attention, BallsofSteel once again invaded my personal space. At least this time I didn't need antibiotics afterwards. But I digress... In all seriousness, I've got a busy week, including packing for and going to Vegas. Balls has been kind enough to "volunteer" to contribute his vast and

25 Questions (Plus One)…

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

...About this... Sort of. This one is a little different than our normal 25 Questions format, so pay attention. While any and all you are more than welcome to answer these questions regarding yourselves and your own Las Vegas experiences, and I think we'd all enjoy it if you would.... This one is actually

TGISF…AKA “Now We’re Cooking” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

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So I guess many of us did some cooking yesterday. Or at least reaped the benefits of someone else doing it. Me myself? I cooked. And I know some of the rest of you did as well based upon our Thanksgiving Eve open thread discussions. I enjoy cooking. Very much. I especially

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt IV – Carolina Panthers

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

[Interior, Night, Somewhere in Baltimore] JJ Fozz and tWBS sit at a bar drinking. Heavily. As they feast on steamed crabs... ...and down beer after beer, the news comes on the TeeVee box over the bar.... ...In what's being called an intervention from God, we're learning now that Joe Flacco has been found.

TGISF… AKA Your “I’m Feline Paw-sitively Purr-iffic” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 17, 2017November 17, 2017

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4 - So this whole "one week turnaround time" thing for me to respond to theme/princess requests is getting interesting, huh? It's almost like I care. But don't get used to it. My apathy will kick back in soon enough. But yes, during last week's TGISF, The Women of Marvel , I used this