Balls and tWBS: At The Movies

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 11, 2017November 9, 2017

Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler's List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the best of all time and which I haven't watched. This is Balls, btw. tWBS is more cultured than me and may have seen some of these. tWBS: I've actually seen Citizen Kane

TGISF… AKA “Everybody Gets One” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 10, 2017November 10, 2017

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyGd21YN37M This week, we have a "Theme By Request". See? I listen. Granted, I don't always respond. And almost never particularly quickly. Sorry, I'm old. But this week I wanted to get this one up quickly (phrasing) for our beloved Beerguyrob so he doesn't forget us while he's on sabbatical for the next

A Night at the D.I.

ballsofsteelandfury - November 8, 2017November 7, 2017

[Exterior, a dark wood, 3:00 PM] TWBS wakes up, startled. He doesn't remember where he is or how he got here. He searches for his phone, but there is no signal. For some reason, this song is playing, at full volume: TWBS (scared): Helloooo? Is anyone out there? There is no answer. The

Your “Commitment to Excrement” Late SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 5, 2017November 5, 2017

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With all due apologies to Rikki-Tikki-Deady and Al Davis' Re-Animated Corpse.... ....for that post title. Mostly because I don't want either showing up here uninvited. And also my apologies for my opinion below of how this game tonight is apt to go. Please don't cannibalize me in my sleep tonight. That goes for you

TGISF… AKA Your “I Got Nuthin’ This Week – But Vegas Is Looming” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

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It's been an interesting week. Honestly, my brainpower is maxed out this week. And I didn't have that much extra to spare to begin with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gkibxWr0DY So with semi-sincere apologies, we have no theme this week. Everything is random. And I'm probably about to ramble without direction for a little bit. Just like life. - First, Some

TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

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Yep, it's Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice. It's the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago...now I get to call everything "2nd Annual " any damned time I want to...get over it) So let's have a party!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4FY3NrhGg We'll have

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt II – Tampa Bay Bucs

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California] Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On the wall, the HD Tee Vee box plays a fantasy football advice show. DTZM pays no attention, the sound is muted. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly sits nearby on the sofa, playing

TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

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Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we're gonna keep it classy. Mostly. But now I'm gonna ramble for a little while... Tonight's issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it's high time I

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt I – Miami Dolphins

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address. Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot. After checking his watch again, he begins to run. As he picks

Your “Quick Turnaround” SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 15, 2017October 15, 2017

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We're almost there, another Sunday in the books. I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week's finish line is in sight. But first we gotta get past this one tonight. No, those aren't my words. That's what I would expect to be overheard in the Gigantes' locker

TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

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Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I'm really not, to be honest. Though I probably should be. Little known fact.... I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th. And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be? Honestly though,

TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 6, 2017October 6, 2017

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It's an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land. We've reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday has been around...well, longer than I have actually...my iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week. How about that, huh? Now, now, none of that. Sit