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Goddess II – Episode 13
She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body. One on her left nipple…
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TGISF… It’s 4/20, What Did You Think I Was Gonna Do?
Yes, I like weed. A lot. Yes, we’ve done this TGISF theme before. Less than a year ago, in fact. But as I already…
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Goddess II – Episode 12
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night’s party): *sigh* OK, we’re…
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TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole
Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th. But we’re ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell…
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Goddess II – Episode 11
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves…
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Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread
I had originally intended to title this one “BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe”. But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in…
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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I’m afraid of going to the eye…
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Goddess II – Episode 10
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a…
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At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and…
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TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something
Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won’t be this year. Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of…