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TGISF… Finally Getting My Bell Rung
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E There’s not going to be a lot of the talky talky this week. I’m all talked out for one week. I realize that…
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Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open….. tWBS: Holee… Leticia: …Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya.…
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TGISF… Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue
What a weird fucking week!!!!! FFS!!!!! Oh well, I’m not gonna preempt this special “by request” theme another week like I did last week. …
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At The Movies VI – A Threesome NOT Nominated For An AVN
[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something.…
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Goddess II – Episode 3
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes…the OBfP. But…
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Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread
Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement.…
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TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)
Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week’s TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a “by…
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Goddess II – Episode 2
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for…
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DFO University – Drugs 3: An Introductory Course
tWBS: Good morning, Class. Class (half asleep): Good morning, Seamus. tWBS: Hey, that’s… Professor Seamus to you!!!! Class (fully asleep): *snoring* tWBS: OK, fine. …
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Your Tuesday “There’s No Early Kontent Scheduled So I’m Doing This” Daytime Open Thread
The post-season hangover, both literal and figurative, continues. This post is not meant to be “good”, per se. No Pulitzer nominees are in danger,…