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Your Tuesday “There’s No Early Kontent Scheduled So I’m Doing This” Daytime Open Thread
The post-season hangover, both literal and figurative, continues. This post is not meant to be “good”, per se. No Pulitzer nominees are in danger,…
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tWBS’ Contributions to Thee Superb Owl LII Champions….De Nada, Philly
“The best $600 I ever spent” Those are my own words. I said them last night just before the final whistle of the Eagles’…
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Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread
There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust…
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TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate
Yep, it’s still Hate Week. And we’ll get to that, I promise. But first…. – This Week’s Weirdness Update Remember last week? When I…
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Goddess II – Episode 1
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we’re actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! – A Case of Mistaken Identity
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!
It’s been “interesting” around DFO this week. Now that we’re transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they’re in a rather weird mood. King…
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Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles…. balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has…
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Your “Whose Bright Idea Was It To Leave tWBS In Charge?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
BeerGuyRob’s. That’s who (Whose? Whom? Whut?). Yep, BeerBoyBobby is a selfish bastard. He decided he’d rather pawn off his responsibilities tonight. Just to go…
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TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1
It’s Been A While, Eh? Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven’t seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But…