Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt I – Miami Dolphins

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address. Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot. After checking his watch again, he begins to run. As he picks

Your “Quick Turnaround” SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 15, 2017October 15, 2017

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We're almost there, another Sunday in the books. I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week's finish line is in sight. But first we gotta get past this one tonight. No, those aren't my words. That's what I would expect to be overheard in the Gigantes' locker

TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

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Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I'm really not, to be honest. Though I probably should be. Little known fact.... I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th. And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be? Honestly though,

TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 6, 2017October 6, 2017

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It's an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land. We've reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday has been around...well, longer than I have actually...my iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week. How about that, huh? Now, now, none of that. Sit

Welcome New Users… AKA “What Were You Thinking Joining Up Here?”

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 2, 2017October 2, 2017

A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in the middle of nowhere. As he gets closer, he can hear the sounds of raucous laughter and music inside. He takes out a small piece of

Your “Are We Having Fun Yet?” SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 1, 2017October 1, 2017

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I'm tired and grumpy. And somehow also both drunk and hungover simultaneously. That doesn't seem fair, just sayin'. And I hate teh Clots. This could get interesting. OK, maybe not "interesting" so much as "awkward". Just kidding. I do hate the Clots, but I'm too tired to spew venom. Or anything else, for

TGISF… AKA “If She’s Willing To Go Down Under, She’s A Keeper” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 29, 2017September 29, 2017

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For your Sexy Friday shenanigans this week, you get a dose of the tWBS and Balls Komedy Hour! What has made you so lucky as to receive this great honor? Well, today is the Aussie rules Grand Final and all things Aussie are taking over. We will be giving you a full

TGISF… AKA “Make Like A Tree…And Get Outta Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 22, 2017September 22, 2017

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rze0XkDUqQ Ah yes, leaves. That was the whole point of the joke, and Biff messed it up for me. Oh well. It might not feel like it (it was in the lower 90s here today, for example) but today is the first day of Autumn. Autumn is a pretty neat time of year.

TGISF…AKA “Is Your Board Sticky?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 15, 2017September 15, 2017

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If you've read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today. And you also already know I'm at the beach this week. You also ALSO know that among other things this week, I've been getting back to surfing. It's been a while

Surf…

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 15, 2017September 15, 2017

ballsofsteelandfury and I are gonna talk about surfing a little bit and hopefully some of the rest of you whom I know to be surfers will join in in the comments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3h9p_c5-M - tWBS: The first time I surfed I was probably about eight years old. Or maybe nine. Maybe even ten. Hell,

TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 8, 2017September 8, 2017

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Don't stare at that banner image up there too long. Because you can't have her. But we'll get to that. Last week, we paid homage to the amateurs... https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/09/01/tgisf-18/ Yes, a good portion of last week's TGISF was a shameless NCSU plug, why do you ask? And we lost anyway. Meh. But this week, we're

TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 1, 2017September 1, 2017

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JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!! Hope you like that banner image. We'll get back to that but.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAO9A9GjgI - First, Some Business (again) Fantasy Football!!! I'm by no means a FF expert. I did it once, and I sucked at it. But I have now put my pride on the line and am about to get my ass