Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I’m not sure I’m comfortable with living in a world where the Jets aren’t hilariously DERPy, but it appears that might be the case.
There’s been a bazillion and nine things already written about this, so I won’t really say too much. I think this game could be entertaining and fun. The Jets, behind Fitzpatrick (insert HAHHVAHHD joke here) and Chris Ivory have managed to move the ball well (and score lots of fantasy points for me in Sill’s Insanity League). Their defense is real. Todd Bowles deserves a lot of credit for having this team actually doing things right. The Bills haven’t been necessarily terrific, and when the lose, they fucking lose. That hasn’t stopped Bills fans from continuing to be the most insane fanbase in the NFL. When did this happen, by the way? Every week, Deadspin has another article on Monday, showcasing continued crezzy behavior from Bills fans. Is this something I was just never aware of? Philadelphia fans, Oakland fans, Washington fans? Yeah, we know those people are fucking nuts. But, Buffalo? Okay, sure, I guess?
Anyway, while it should be a fun and entertaining AFC East game-for-who-gets-finish-not-quite-as-far-behind-New-England, it’s still a Thursday night game, so it will be just terrible. It’s what we deserve. At least Buffalo still has pride!
*Credit to Commentist Entrophy for that magnificent which absolutely deserves more recognition.
Additionally, in the JV footed ball, we have the Battle of the Techs, which is one the most ACC-things possible on the TWWL. The Virginia Tech Castrated Turkeys travel to Atlanta to play the Georgia Tech Yellowjackets. Normally, I love college football night games. Hell, I make time for weekly #MACtion. But, seriously, fuck this game. Fuck Virginia Tech. Fuck Frank Beamer and his weird neck growth. I can’t really say anything about Georgia Tech. They’re a big letdown from last year, I guess? Who cares. The ACC is the AFC South of college football. For some reason, people think they deserve a spot at the big-boy table.
There’s probably hawkey and NBA on somewhere, too.
Bleergh is not pleased….
Pheeel Seeeeems. Never shuts up, never says anything.
The Color Paradox.
Nice, a shitty play call with no chance of success that also manages to get your best receiver hurt! Doing a great job, Chan!
Thank God they have Other Brandon
Damnit decker, fuck the fuck Chan
FUCK. YO. COUCH!
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Catch the fucking ball
I swear to holy fuck, my children all want me dead.
I had a holy fuck once. She was a Zoroastrian priestess. Maybe she just liked fire. Good shag though..
Time Warner now offers a free hole check. I think this could go wrong fast
Playing a knew game: Too Drunk or Not Drunk Enough
I knew I wasn’t drunk enough!
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Look who’s missing out on a tiny amount of protein and healthy fatty acids!
EVERYBODY IN THAT GIF HAS……………… THE CLAP……
I was always a little unclear on which social disease the Clap was. Is it syphilis? Where does the term come from? “Hooray I got laid, oh shit I have an incurable disease because penicillin hasn’t been invented yet?”
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Angry Birds : Thursday Night football
2 stars out of 5
The franchise is really struggling in this latest installment of Angry Birds. An attempt to turn reality on it’s head (the birds, “Bills” can’t fly, the pigs “Jets” can) just feels contrived. There are some unexpected moments of action, but on the whole, a visually unappealing failed attempt to cater to fans of the previous games. It seems this game may have been rushed into delivery, as evidenced by it’s Thursday Night delivery date. Previously appealing characters seem to blend into the background. Overall, the pre-release hype overstated the emotional impact of the finished product. We can only hope for a return to form in future installments.
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Know how I know this is bullshit? You said some of these bastards were previously appealing.
See, this is what I’m talking about when I talk about ethics in gaming journalism.
How do we know that this whore wasn’t banging the game designer then wrote this hit piece when he dumped her sorry ass?
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They should look fresh they didn’t do shit for the past two hours.
Check the gatorade!
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RYAN QUIGLEY: What do you like most in the world, old boy?
COLTON SCHMIDT: Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered toast with punty fingers.
Being too lazy to cook, or even microwave a meal, I am currently just gnawing on a chunk of Colby jack cheese, with a side of sliced pepperoni. Sooner or later I’m gonna grow up….. BUT NOT TONIGHT.
My dinner consisted of the taco meat/refried beans/cheese/sour cream concoction I made last night and Fritos Scoops chips.
Growing up is overrated.
OOOOOOOOOOH LOOGIT MR FANCYPANTS WITH HIS “SLICED PEPPERONI” GO BACK TO GROSSE POINTE
I’m sorry my grocery store can’t afford to stock the fancy “cut it yourself AND it’s refrigerated” pepperoni!
You are eating a charcuterie sampler, chef’s choice. YOU ARE FANCY NOW.
We all know with the proper vocabulary, anything can sound gourmet, but when it’s a resealable sack of questionable meat and the nearly dried end of a block of cheese, you are not fancy.
Hey, the garbage parts of the animal are trendy now. Why not the garbage parts of what was once almost an animal?
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IT TAKES WAY TOO LONG TO TAKE A PILL TOTALLY KILLS THE MOMENT YOU GUYS
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When you need a screen busted, who you gonna call?!
Alexa Davalos:
I love her. Chronicles of Riddick
Well, if the Jets can be even slightly competent, the Bills having one timeout and no challenges left might actually come into play.
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Bruce Springsteen: misunderstood by the mouthbreathing right-wingers who love his music since 1969.
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Collins and Gabriel have been quoted recently as saying they are “open to a Genesis reunion.”
That makes me giddy in all the ways this game doesn’t.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good idea : Securing your helmet
Bad idea : Securing your helmet to an F1 car
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Gut punch turnover imminent
The pictures in this thread make me feel like there’s a game of “Hungry or Horny” going on.
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Going with the latter:
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Why not both?
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Both works.
ANYBODY ELSE LIKE AMATEUR RASSLIN’??
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She’s a nightmare. I *KNOW* she’s a nightmare… but god damn if she’s not intriguing as all hell.
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You got the meat,
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So, is this a Rex Ryan revenge game, or a Fitzmagic revenge game? Or does it depend on the outcome?
Hope this pic shows up ok, weird making it 2000×1600 when I tried to get the gif
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I want those prosciutto wrapped breadsticks. The whole thing looks good, except who is going to eat a whole radish?
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VT and GT is about as ACC as you can imagine.
ACC is just ACK without the acknowledgement
What a SYN-sational joke
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Thbbbbt.
It seems I actually picked Buffalo to win this. I’m going to bask in this temporary glory before either
A) The Jets make a comeback
or
B) All my other picks are wrong
Anyone want to guess what the first play of the next Jets drive will be (assuming they don’t manage to fumble another kickoff)?
Pick-six?
Bad snap that rolls into the end zone leading to the safety dance?
False start.
STATUE OF LIBERTY FLEA FLICKER HOOK AND LATERAL SPIDER 2 Y BANANA
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Aw, man! I thought the power went out there for a sec.
I am reading this as hopeful followed by fuck the power is still on
Yep, that’s how it reads to me too.
You read correctly.
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Wouldn’t be the Jets if they didn’t save their maximum embarrassment for a nationally televised game while also losing a narrative-off to provide the media with plenty of LOLJETS material.
“Well, I could throw this away, but I’ll just take a sack instead.” – Tyrod Taylor.
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YOU ARE DOWN 16 POINTS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING TEN YARDS CUSHIONS TO THE GOD DAMN RECEIVER