As Barry Manilow would caterwaul, “Looks like we made it” to our second Super Bowl as a bunch of kid-like creatures that exist under the DFO banner. Well done everyone! [waits for ecstatic applause to die down] It just goes to show you what can be done with a wee bit of moxie, three cadavers, an empty garage, a government research grant, one teaspoon of wasabi, a pair of cargo shorts from Eddie Bauer, the letter “R”, (“G” can suck it-look at us now buddy, maybe you’ll actually answer your emails in the future) a few bottles of Zantac (150-the extra strength kind), the love of a bi-polar woman, superior gas mileage and some second-hand pot smoke. We’re unbelievably lucky because if you were to combine all these things together at any other point in time you’d not only not get this particular result, you’d more than likely get arrested. I thank God every day that there was no God to interfere with the extraordinarily delicate process that brought this whole thing to fruition. TO THE GAME!
In your daily wanderings across the internubs you may have gleaned that the Falcons of Atlanta are dueling the Patriots of the New England. Based on my long history of watching football I know that each and every member of both teams are going to try their very best to win the game because there is a financial bonus attached to doing so. For some it might be 10k, for others it may be 5 mil-whatever the amount, all participants (including coaches) regard this as “free money” and will do their utmost to have that money dumped into their bank account. Some will secretly record practices, others will intentionally deflate footballs. It’s more than likely that a certain unnamed squad is violating the spirit of a specific rule as I type. I’ve always felt that you are the sum of your actions and not what your guttural one- and two- and three-word responses in press conferences imply.
Okay. Now you know who I’m cheering for. Big whoop. Now it’s time for you folks to chime in. Tell us goobers what you’re up to. What are you cooking? Where are you watching the game? Hey lurker, say hello and let us know that you like what we’re doing and how we might make things better. We’re all ears-except for me, I’m all coccyx. Yeah, that’s right-I’ve got a big coccyx. If you lurk and have a medical degree…please, this condition is not pleasant AT ALL.
Enjoy the game people.
Dammit Atlanta…
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C’mon defense! !!
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Anger level rising…
And that is the difference pre and post deflategate: no call
NOW HIT HIM AGAIN
So close
Would they dare put Brady in concussion protocol?
C’mon Atlanta D……
92 yard drive to win the game?
(SB23 flashbacks start)
AHHH!
I know what we need.
SHOTS!!!
I’m fine with shooting Brady, too.
Worst they can do here is tie.
That’s bad too!
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Just think of how many years we’ll have to hear about this bullshit
Pray for catastrophic climate change.
Eternity?
Good levels low again.
“Atlanta hires receivers named Julio and Mohamed? I will bring football jobs back to Americans! #SaveOurNFL”
-Da Prez
Dear God…Atlanta is gonna fuck my whole evening up.
Well fuck.
Trey Flowers alert!
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Penalty, sleeperholding
If ATL ends up Seahawks-ing this shit, I will never be kind to another bird for the rest of my life.
Oh for fucks sake.
Oh Christ.
This game is like an unexpected finger up the butt in the middle of a perfectly good blowjob.
True, I am ashamed at how much I’m enjoying it.
That sounds better than the current anus puckering.
The only question is, was proper lube applied and does the applyer know where to find the prostate?
/Asking for a friend
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Bullshit call
Ball placement is such a bullshit narrative tool by hack announcers. yes if it was on the correct side of the receiver body it was due to placement. But he did not place that ball between the defenders arms. the defender failed to defend the ball. That is pure chance and had more to do to the defender and not the QB intelligence.
Aw the Falcons owner went on the field. He jinxed his team.
Because a field goal doesn’t help, Matt Ryan?
Throw it away dude
Oh come on, the one thing you can’t do there is take a sack.
Good levels…..dropping
Shit again…
This game is making me
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“Julio? Is he Mexican?”
-Trump
The spanish announce table just said “Incredible” 12 times.
Guys, I can speak Spanish now!
Julio Jones is my new lord and savior
Bill Simmons is currently declaring that the luckiest play ever.
NAWT FACKIN FAHHHHH YOU DO NAWT KNOW OWAH PAIN
This room just had a Juliogasm
Pay that man ALL THE MONIES.
Beautiful catch! Julio Jones is amazingly good at catching stuff!
Vauguely related cause Falcons..
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That’s a great catch… or is it?
Julio Jones isn’t even an alien, or a robot, or an alien robot. Pretty sure he’s phantasmagoric.
Hu-Lee-Ohhhhhh
JULIO! JUOLY SHIT!
Julio is a god!
JULIO JONES!!!!
Julio Jones, good at the footballing.