No, I’m not planning on linking that song. You’re welcome.
But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry, not sorry)
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So what should we talk about? Nothing? I couldn’t agree more. The less I talk the better. I’m confident you agree.
Here, have another coupla songs about being happy.
Oooops, those aren’t terribly happy I guess. Funny how something can be so misleading.
Maybe next time I should be more discerning and actually do my due diligence before committing myself and getting disappointed.
Oh well. It happens.
Shall I try again? Sure, why not.
Now we’re talking. THAT is freaking happy. Right? So why does it make me want to murder myself? But I did warn ya’s that that one would make a return appearance eventually. Maybe next time you’ll listen to me.
No, probably not. No one ever listens.
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Honestly folks, I’d love to have some wonderful subject/topic to talk to you about this week. But I don’t. And I’m not going to fake it. Plus, at least a few folks are probably worried I’m gonna really muck this up this week. Their worries are not without merit, if I’m being honest. I have the same concerns, FWIW.
Thus the no talky talky policy this week.
There will be no theme this week.
No sports or current events, either.
Not gonna lie, my heart just isn’t in it this week. The Pimp needs a nap. And then some.
So here, have some photos of some attractive ladies which don’t cross the line.
Maybe next week I’ll do better (but it’s probably wise not to wager in that direction just yet).
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Kinda tame this week I suppose.
It happens.
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At least these songs don’t suck. I’ll fight you if you say otherwise. I might be willing to fight you even if you don’t say otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKuqaZ0DQtk
Have a good weekend, folks.
Try to be happy. That’s all we can do.
Love ya’s.
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Question: Can you hate-drink until you hate drinking?
I have.
If I was a coach, and I had to make cuts, and I was a total bastard, I would play the Silhouettes song “Get a Job” while issuing pink slips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg
Cutler possibly to the Dolphins with Gase… dear lord.
Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
I would root for the Dolphins so hard if this happened. A surprise playoff run would be the best way to taunt those mouth-breathing Swerskis.
Since I heard the rumors starting I have been rooting for it
I haven’t done any drugs in a long time, that’s both good and bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGC2pOpohUE
Hey, I just came back from seeing ‘The Dark Tower’ and if you’re planning to see it, well, don’t.
Were you a fan of the books?
Loved the first three, thought the 4th was OK, started to get a really bad feeling in the 5th and loathe the 6th and 7th.
I have refused to read the 8th one that he added a couple of years back.
That’s unfortunate. I was looking forward to what should’ve been amazing performances by great actors. Then again, Morgan Freeman in Dreamcatcher and Anthony Hopkins in Hearts in Atlantis, so yeah.
Hearts in Atlantis movie adapt can eat the whole bag.
I had this conversation with someone a few nights ago, in fact.
Elba is fantastic as Roland. That was an inspired choice. McConaughey is fun as The Man In Black, just not what I had pictured in the book.
The problem is that the movie was significantly less than 2 hours long, had only the barest connection to the books, and it definitely looks like at some point it was a lot longer and they couldn’t figure out how to edit it, so they just threw darts at a board and chopped stuff accordingly.
Putting aside my own hatred for how King ended that story The Dark Tower would have been enormously difficult to boil down to two 3 hour movies. These guys didn’t even try.
Didn’t like “The Dark Tower” huh? I always figured you as being a racist.
How is this working nowadays?
https://youtu.be/nW5j9lyAxOA
Has to be the full URL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5j9lyAxOA&feature=youtu.be
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5j9lyAxOA&w=854&h=480%5D
Last one before I stop caring and drink a bunch of gin :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5j9lyAxOA
Am i doing this right?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tZFlKWCX30E
I found out who Mudvayne were when I asked a guy about his hoodie, that had chemical symbols spelling out the band name.
Additional fun fact : I’ve gotten shit faced at the White Horse and didn’t die like that pussy Dylan Thomas
Well 19’s apparently still the record.
Did you at least talk to Boss Hogg whilst there?
Evening gents and lady.
I’ve just finished a 12+ hour day of babysitting my racist Alzheimer’s uncle.
I’m tired. But it’s over, this time at least, so I’m happy.
Hope you all are too.
/cracks open HRTN freezer vodka
//owes beastmode $5 for royalties now
Dammit.
Fuck hate, let’s drink!
Ok, fine. If I have to.
You just have a whole racist checkerboard of kinfolk, dontcha? I really only had the one grandpa.
But he made up for it by being extra super-duper racist.
It took him more than an hour to drop an N bomb today.
Improvement ftw.
Also, I still gotta go tomorrow to pick up the dead one.
Monday, for the first time in my life, I got to tell him what a prick he is without him being able to say some stupid shit in return. Being dead makes that more difficult.
I got the the last word in, you useless fuck. I win. Bon Voyage, fucker.
….Or something more loving which a grandson should say.
Nah fuck that. Fucker needed to die 20 years ago. Letting him live this long was some cosmic fucking dark joke on my family.
Not exaggerating.
Fun fact : the term “getting high” used to apply equally or even moreso to getting drunk
Wasn’t it for opioid’s first?
I prefer “getting tight” from olden days.
Yeah we’re gonna get loose!
#notsurerollson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht6J5stphHs
ah, memories of “The Gang Squashes Their Beefs”
Garbage is different from what I remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxkE0Nj4Dgw
I’m gonna start a band called Rubbish that just does Garbage covers in a bad British accent
tWBS will be your biggest fan.
Careful…twbs will murderdeathkill if you mess with shirley.
/I wouldn’t be far behind .
Sir Shogun is not incorrect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lpcdAR9ij0
First thought : Is that from Vanishing Point?
Second thought : So many ways that could very painfully go wrong
Yes.
She’s a good rider.
“A really good rider would include no brown M&M’s, buddy boy.”
-Van Halen
There was a very influential band called Television once upon a time-that’s why I’m posting something by Tom Verlaine. #notsure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI83HkmIFcE
I gots me some Television on vinyl.
I also,once upon a time had a latish pressing of X-Ray Spex, which is apprently worth bank now, and totally lost somewhere in my parents house
Fuck Apple and their stupid fucking Lightning cable. You know why? Cause it shocks me. It’s not a lot of current, but if my arm is resting against it, it stings. It took a while but I finally realized it’s because the damned thing is shocking me.
It says lightning cable. Right there on the box.
I fucked an apple once; not all it’s cored up to be. They make better weed pipes than jerkin’ tools.
It was after watching the “Criminal” video, wasn’t it?
Are you from the Big Apple?
I am drinking a giant bottle of Samuel Smith’s cider, so…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8
Fuck yes.
Big ol TI 2017 going on right about now
I very much like what Jason Statham has done career-arc-wise.
/if you don’t ask me what ‘career-arc’ actually means that’d be great.
Funny how out of everyone in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, he’s the one that became a star.
Well, Sting did ok for himself.
Not necessarily
OUTLAW COUNTRY WHOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mV_HHL-h6g
I’m always surprised how long Volbeat’s been around. I always think they just came out last year despite having listened to them for the last 4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWHPPMcHoLk
I’ve seen these Swedish boys live. Fun times!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mV_HHL-h6g
Oh, I forgot to mention. Sunday’s Game of Thrones has leaked in case people didn’t know.
::SPOILERS::
It was good.
I’ve heard Circei is killed by a giraffe and Arya becomes a transsexual, but no one is really sure if it’s just some weird faceless god thing
Rosebud was his sled.
and it was EARTH the whole goddamned time!!
Rosebud was his wife’s clitoris, he never found it again.
*Maybe from a different movie.
Here’s a fully functioning jet engine built by a high school student:
When I was in high school I built a bong.
It’s a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.
/jk obviously nothing could sober me up at this point
When I was 16 my mom cleaned my room when I was out and later confronted with a large box of 19 assorted experimental bongs made of various item, black PVC pipe being the chief component. The worst/ best one was the gas mask attached to one of her canning Mason jars. None were electric, gas driven, or used a compressor tho.
Any full size coolers in the mix?
Unfortunately no, but one of them was long enough that at 6’2″ I could stand up and take a hit.
I hid porn inside my old junior high yearbooks. Beyond this, I accomplished nothing of note.
I had a couple of boxes of Playboys and Penthouses, but apparently she thought this bounty was of greater concern. Ah, 70s porn.
Oui was the gold standard
I “liked” that one too, but none of my uncles subscribed to it, so I couldn’t steal it.
That was in the days when Playboy acknowledged that woman had labia.
So. Much. Bush.
/before two certain Presidents ruined the phrase
When the prevalence of fake tits was so much less.
a-fucking-men. Natural all the way. Small is totes fine with me, just don’t be bags of contact solution, pleaz.
Are you Laremy Tunsil’s dad?
It was a hospital type oxygen mask…..
If I was his back and knees would have never let him get through college football.
We used to have the annual “Hash Bash” in Moline Illinois where the bowl was attached to the tube end of a gas mask. The end of the tube worked as a carburetor. You filled the bowl at the end of the tube with hash, lit it to get a good draw then the “point man” would remove the bowl from the end of the tube giving you a full facial hit of hash.
Then you drank a Mickeys big mouth and forgot the rest.
It may have been fun.
I hit the trifecta of interviewing today, in-person interview in the morning, phone interview at lunch, technical webcam/coderpad interview in the afternoon. Now I am hitting the trifecta of relaxing, drinking, sitting on my ass, and commenting on the internet.
But, if you had to sort “relaxing, drinking, sitting on my ass, and commenting on the internet” what sorting algorithm would you use>?
library(fuckoff)
Not familiar with that one but it sounds like somethign from Torvalds.
There’s an included function that finds a random comment on the internet and responds with an obscene emoji
Just need to teach it to use the phrase “liberal cuck” and it will be indistinguishable from 99% of other commenters.
Turing tests have gotten WAY easier
“Are you gay”
-The ultimate Turing test
I would have killed myself halfway through the day, or died from panic sweat loss.
I’m getting…dare I say, practiced at this shit. Also, not super invested in any of the three companies.
#notsure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxSsol3Zd7k
That reminds me of my Rex Ryan time from earlier this afternoon…
I am offended by this post!
Of course I cannot define it; it is the white vague sense of rage that they tell me I should be feeling. That my way of life is being threatened by those that are different from me, those that have no real power to actually threaten my way of life.
It is easy to be manipulated into transference of my own lack of self-fulfillment and sense of easy entitlement into an anger or at the very least a highly annoyed state that enables me to fixate on almost any hapless scapegoat.
I guess what I’m saying is; great post tWBS and happy fucking Friday peoples of DFO.
I think this is one of my favorite comments ever
OK, exactly how much have you been drinking already?
Haven’t finished the litre of wine yet….so, .85 litres of wine?
Must be an empty stomach and a bit dehydrated.
[looks up to the sky longingly]
If only there were no posts whatsoever.
Sorta kinda wish I wasn’t offended by your response to this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWOIDN-akrY
Karl Wallinger from The Waterboys #dontknowwherethisthreadisgoing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua9nXMwrIEs
Thoughts/advice needed:
I have a cleaning business in Calgary that pretty much runs itself, despite how bad the economy is hurting. Due to the housing crises in Vancouver (average home is about 1 million), I’ve been thinking about moving to Calgary to put in more effort with the cleaning business and letting it grow. The pro is that I have a significantly higher glass ceiling of making money and I could actually buy a house that doesn’t look like a cardboard box that a homeless dude jizzed on.
The con, I have to live in Calgary, which is awful. I honestly hate Calgary.
Conversely, I love living in Vancouver, but, I’ll never be able to own a house and my income is capped.
Would you move to Calgary, despite not liking the city, but could own a home and make some cash, which is always good? Or would you stay in Vancouver?
I’d pick Calgary. Calgary is closer to Dog River, right? Plus, an eternally clean house with a horde of sexy maids at your command? No contest.
sounds liek someone just wants an excuse to become a FLAMER to me ,, imo godbless
Pro: You could hang with Litre
Con: I’m the only DFOer who’s ever visited Calgary
Having been to Vancouver, it is absolutely the tits. But I must say, you’d grow to resent all the cool young people with no responsibility fun you no longer have, living there in the midst of the insanity of raising a toddler. There’s really no point in it. Move back later when you can enjoy it fully again.
Questions to consider :
1) Is the market in Calgary as strong as Vancouver, in a relative sense, is your income/expense ratio really going to benefit?
2) Would this be a permanent or temporary move? How easy is it for you to pick up and go if you really, really hate it and it crushes your soul?
Just a point of reference for my comments, I have an awesome condo that I love in Chicago, and likely couldn’t afford in most other cities. I also hate living here, and my home is one of about 2-3 vaugley redeeming points. I’m actually trying to move, but I’m also caught up in a bunch of cost/benefit calculus where I’m probably not valuing my health nearly enough. So…yeah, if you really would hate it, and don’t have an exit plan, then just don’t.
I’ve only been to Edmonton,,,,,, Calgary HAS to be better than Edmonton, at the very least for the surrounding country.
My 2 cents: Can you make enough in Calgary to be able to afford moving to Vancouver in a few years? It seems that’s where your heart is.
Also, is there a Mrs. Wakezilla? If so, she will be the one making the decision, not you.
@ballsofsteelandfury: There is a Mrs. Wakezilla and a one year old Wakezilla-ette. To answer yours and Zymm’s question, if I move there, my wife and I would be there for at least 3-5 years (she’s all for moving to Calgary).
@Doktor Zymm: My income/expense ratio would be quite a bit better in Calgary. If my wife, daughter and I were to move to Calgary, we’d be there at least 3-5 years. To give you an idea how much I dislike the city, that sort of sounds like a prison sentence, even though I could pay off student loan/line of credit debt, own a home, etc. Messed up, right?
You have a 1-year old, the prison sentence has already been handed down my buddy/guy, eh?
Having lived ~ 2.5 years in a place purely for work and nothing else, I’d have to say I would not do it again. The impact on my mood and overall well-being easily offset the fact it was dirt cheap to live there.
Not sure where this thread is going so I’m doing a cut from Pete Townsend’s brilliant solo effort from way back when-enjoy White City Fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYJuuRALcWs
Not sure where this thread is going so I’m doing a cut from Brian Ferry’s brilliant solo effort from way back when-enjoy The Chosen One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idZXHRHEpkE
http://
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RWTV1iL0bw
I thought freedom was slavery?
/We have always been at war with Eurasia.
TWBS, suggested theme for the future: inspired by what I saw today, Hot chicks driving big trucks.
Probably something about happiness in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
What, you like butter tarts?
TGISF. My province is still on fire and our air quality shittiness is at an 8/10. To put things into perspective, even China thinks an 8 is bad.
We’re getting a ton of BC smoke (mixed with PNW wildfires) down here. Went outside to a yellow sky and a hazy street. Looks like the beginning of a damn horror movie out there.
Or a party thrown by Ron Mexico
Gives new meaning to the phrase “raining cats and dogs”
My sister was in China for like 6 months/a year, I didn’t keep count. Now that she is back she claims she couldn’t remember the color of blue a normal sky is because it was so awful every day. And she isn’t back to clear sky ‘merica, she is in Chicago.
We’ve gotten your smoke here further south of Beastmode. It’s not that bad compared to the shit I breathed annually thanks to CA, AZ, and NM bursting into flames every summer, but everyone else is bitching like it’s the end of the world, especially because it’s also the hottest it’s been here in years.
Bunch of fucking crybabies in this stupid town.
Capping off the IT’S DAMN HOT theme is Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn: https://gfycat.com/DependentPartialGartersnake
By all means, lets build a wall to keep those people out.
And by those people I mean vampires.
Oh. Hello.
I will never not love this tune…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeCB7Kn-VE&list=RDMMlLeCB7Kn-VE
Wow, the yacht rock playlist.
[stamps foot angrily]
This is a great song that was co-opted by the evil yacht rock people. I had no control over that!
ALL ABOARD!
FUCKA YOU DORPHIN YOU DO NOT GET TO DEPRIVE ME OF THIS MAN’S COMMENTARY
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/armando-salguero/article165472942.html
I was so looking forward to repeated cries of DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE from the booth during especially shitty games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKVy-FlaUA
Yep, it’s Summer
Who needs pics that go
This makes me happy to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI2ASp0f7GU
Mmmm
Van is on your wavelength, buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6oZK004AWM&list=RDl6oZK004AWM
It’s damn hot. Need to cool down.
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