Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
Bill Simmons is going to unleash some nuclear takes tonight on twitter and over the week.
I will enjoy them with a fine bourbon.
41-33. Scorigami says….
Happened twice, but never in the Super Bowl era.
First time it happened? An Eagles win!
Laces out.
I can’t take this
DO THE FUCKING THING BOYS
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Doug Pederson is the best coach in the NFL. Let that shit sink in
Eh….
Still like Zimmer, the OKC bomber and that asshole in N’Awlins pretty good, too.
Oh, and I suppose you’ve forgotten about Jason Garrett!?
Philly gets destroyed by citizens in 3…2…1
SHANK’LOR we beseech your love and attention at this most important of times. Sway not this kick.
SHANKL’LOR taketh, but he also giveth
I have never wanted an Extra Drinking Period less.
I don’t care if you like clocks or value time, Philly gotta KILL THAT CLOCK, KILL KILL KILL
I hope Belichick gives you a rough grudge fuck, Cris. Go eat tide pods.
Given what America has had to put up with under the orange wotsit for the last year, I guess they deserve this to compensate for their suffering. Goddam exciting fucking game, anyway, even if I’d prefer a different outcome.
You are such a nice Pat’s fan, I would enjoy trading shots with you and would not hate your guts at all 🙂
My deposition tomorrow is going to consist entirely of me asking the plaintiff if he saw the game and wasn’t it great when Brady fumbled.
LOOK INTO THE FACE OF YOUR GOD
What’s the bodycount going to be in Philly by sunrise?
all?
With any luck.
I’ve got both of my dicks crossed for good luck.
Bengals Fans: Team has lead, just has to run out the clock.
I am losing my mind
Too much time left. They need a first down
Look, folks. This could all still go tits up.
Hush you.
reverse jinx!
Best $600 I ever spent.
Only better if someone chopped up Brady trainer and put him in his chili
Am ok with the Giants doing this to the Pats but the Eagles???????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjUQMs0kVEI
I can’t cum because it’s the Eagles*, but I am fully erect.
*Am Giants fan
Girl version of this for me
*Am Redacteds fan
I came twice when the Giants beat the Pats. You can do it!
one first down. please one first down.
Sad Tom Brady uplifts my soul.
Okay Eagles, you got 2+minutes, DON’T FUCK IT UP
I was midway through typing a post about how the Eagles were fucked when that fumble happened.
KEEP DOING IT
OH FUCK YES FUCKING SHIT YEAH FUCK YOU BRADY SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS I LOVE ALL OF YOU
Banner?
Brady ain’t getting no sweet isotoner contracts like Marino with those hands this game
Don’t you dare turn this ball over.
YEAH BOY
Haha,broadcast delay and reading comments beforehand wins again!
I just ruined it for my son. Apparently a college in rural Maine doesn’t have quite the connection I do here.
Pederson should punt here, pin them deep.
They’ll never see it coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ttj7Noj7lQ
holy shit, how do the refs fix this?????
Ho Li Fuk.
This better hold up because I’m crying like a baby
“Well…” (grabs a Bible) “…I’m off to Burma.”
NO TUCK RULE FOR YOU, TOMATO HATER!
HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK EJSUS FJKCLKKDCL
Now let’s blow this thing up and go home
-The Weathermen
Fff
OH GOD I JUST CAME