LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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Spur

wow Satan almost pulled it off

Trevor Semen

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Merry Pats Schadenfraude Day Everyone!

Dick E. Phuck

It feels like an eternity since we’ve had one.

Horatio Cornblower

I just want to drive around in my car and listen to EEI for the next 24 hours.

Gratliff

Fucking tears, boys

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*takes deep breath*

Foles: filled.

WhyEaglesWhy

omg omg omg

Beerguyrob

You magnificent bastard.

yeah right

Done.

Gratliff
Dick E. Phuck

I can’t hold it anymore…..I came.

scotchnaut

I Wentz.

scotchnaut

Gretchen Gonna Start Wretching.

Mr. Ayo

YESSS!!!!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Horatio Cornblower

Dammit Darby

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SOMEBODY MURDER ME

clint greasewood

Does Nick Foles get a statue?

Dunstan

Prepare for the first-ever call of DPI on a Hail Mary

yeah right

Ohhhhh.

Trevor Semen

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Romonobyl

Cris just unzipped again.

Dick E. Phuck

Cris still won’t shut the hell up.

ThePirateSloth

I…. FUCK YOU

Romonobyl

My Oh Shit light is flashing.

litre_cola

omgomgomgomgomg

Spanky Datass

Finally Fletcher Cox!
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Brocky

This would have been more funny before that play

Spur

Pats lose but it’s against the Eagles. At least Philly will burn to the ground.

Doktor Zymm

Okay, seems pretty solid…

yeah right

Ummmm

Dick E. Phuck

See what the Eagles can accomplish without Andy Reid.

Doktor Zymm

Cuase is still 1 score game, but with dealy don’t know if actually over

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A SAFETY GETS US SCORIGAMI

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Fuck me.

Senor Weaselo

I don’t want to!

Horatio Cornblower

I am going to murder you.

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YOU SHOULD

Horatio Cornblower

SHOW GISELE NOW GODDAMMIT!!!! SHOW GISELE NOW!!!!!

Mr. Ayo

Wow, they did

Horatio Cornblower

I missed it trying to get some porn off here.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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yeah right

Change your fucking shirt Kraft you sick fuck.

Gatoraids

Pawt in gahrapaaalo

Doktor Zymm

So confused, what is delay….what is real

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I’m ready to grab a greased pole, boys.

Horatio Cornblower

Look, go ahead and jack off, but we don’t need to know about it.

makeitsnowondem

Should have lateraled to Tom Brady.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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King Hippo

c’mon, run a blatant pick play you assholes.

Dick E. Phuck

Brady can’t do anything with that noodle arm. #TB12Method

Fronkenshteen

I’m gonna have a gawd damn myocahdial infahrction!

scotchnaut

Your silly little tricky trick ain’t looking so cute.

LemonJello

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Senor Weaselo

Nervous Hoodie?

Gratliff

DERP

yeah right

Ugly.

ThePirateSloth

There are gonna be soooooooooooooooooo many children born in 9 months.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

None of them will be able to pronounce water

Horatio Cornblower

To Eagles fans, so that’s at best a mixed blessing.

Romonobyl

Not by Gronk for once.

litre_cola

I asked earlier because it is super bowl. She said didnt care.

Mr. Ayo

Unfortunately, they’ll all be Philly stock

Senor Weaselo

“I know.” -Antonio Cromartie

Spur

plenty of time for an OPI call

litre_cola

Holy shit. Fuck the world if Dreamboat does this.

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