Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
wow Satan almost pulled it off
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Merry Pats Schadenfraude Day Everyone!
It feels like an eternity since we’ve had one.
I just want to drive around in my car and listen to EEI for the next 24 hours.
Fucking tears, boys
*takes deep breath*
Foles: filled.
omg omg omg
You magnificent bastard.
Done.
WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvDj2fnKoQ
I can’t hold it anymore…..I came.
I Wentz.
Gretchen Gonna Start Wretching.
YESSS!!!!!
Dammit Darby
SOMEBODY MURDER ME
Does Nick Foles get a statue?
Prepare for the first-ever call of DPI on a Hail Mary
Ohhhhh.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Cris just unzipped again.
Cris still won’t shut the hell up.
I…. FUCK YOU
My Oh Shit light is flashing.
omgomgomgomgomg
Finally Fletcher Cox!
This would have been more funny before that play
Pats lose but it’s against the Eagles. At least Philly will burn to the ground.
Okay, seems pretty solid…
Ummmm
See what the Eagles can accomplish without Andy Reid.
Cuase is still 1 score game, but with dealy don’t know if actually over
A SAFETY GETS US SCORIGAMI
Fuck me.
I don’t want to!
I am going to murder you.
YOU SHOULD
SHOW GISELE NOW GODDAMMIT!!!! SHOW GISELE NOW!!!!!
Wow, they did
I missed it trying to get some porn off here.
Change your fucking shirt Kraft you sick fuck.
Pawt in gahrapaaalo
So confused, what is delay….what is real
I’m ready to grab a greased pole, boys.
Look, go ahead and jack off, but we don’t need to know about it.
Should have lateraled to Tom Brady.
c’mon, run a blatant pick play you assholes.
Brady can’t do anything with that noodle arm. #TB12Method
I’m gonna have a gawd damn myocahdial infahrction!
Your silly little tricky trick ain’t looking so cute.
Nervous Hoodie?
DERP
Ugly.
There are gonna be soooooooooooooooooo many children born in 9 months.
None of them will be able to pronounce water
To Eagles fans, so that’s at best a mixed blessing.
Not by Gronk for once.
I asked earlier because it is super bowl. She said didnt care.
Unfortunately, they’ll all be Philly stock
“I know.” -Antonio Cromartie
plenty of time for an OPI call
Holy shit. Fuck the world if Dreamboat does this.