So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person, but he also discovered some horrifying news.
Sit yourselves down for this one:
Apparently, the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this year.
HOWEVAH, there are also reports that it will now become an international competition called Miss Bumbum World so not all is lost!
As you all know, Miss Bumbum started in 2011 when a bright young Brazilian named Cacau Oliver started the pageant in order to determine the answer to the eternal Brazilian question:
Who has the best ass in the country?
Through the years, the winners have been:
2011 – Rosana Ferreira – Ceará
2012 – Carine Felizardo – Pará
2013 – Dai Macedo – Goiás
2014 – Indianara Carvalho – Santa Catarina
2015 – Suzy Cortez – Distrito Federal
2016 – Erika Canela – Bahia
2017 – Rosie Oliveira – Amazonas
Who will win in 2018?
Well, this is where you come in, my fine feathered friend! We are running a poll to determine who will win DFO’s official vote for the 2018 pageant!
Actually, everyone can vote online at the link below:
https://missbumbumbrasil.com.br/vote-agora/
However, I was curious to see if DFO tastes match up to the Brazilian aesthetic. Therefore, we will crown our very own Miss BumBum DFO!
As is tradition, one candidate represents each Brazilian state. In the official contest, the 27 candidates are whittled down to 15 via Internet voting (see link above) that runs through October 30.
The winner is selected from the Final 15 by a panel in São Paulo at the Final Contest on November 6.
Without further ado, here are your 2018 candidates:
And now, intrepid DFOers, YOU MAKE THE CALL! Who should win Miss BumBum DFO? Have your say below.
Here are the rules for the Miss Bumbum DFO contest:
You can vote for up to five candidates at a time per IP address, so get your friends to join in.
The winner will be the candidate with the most votes at the end of the voting period.
The voting period starts at the time this post publishes, runs throughout the weekend, and ends at midnight Pacific time on Sunday night.
In case of a tie, there will be co-winners!
To get to know the contestants a little better, here is a compilation of intro videos for this year’s candidates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ac0fONAM9E&list=PLE86T-3LQd5djmOOL8xLae-_GWR3XZ9Jw
Poll results will be provided in a followup post and there will also be a fun surprise or two…
I will reach out through social media to the DFO winner to see if she will agree to an interview in my broken Portuguese.
Make me proud, DFO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsOJrw5PJE
his badonkadonk ain’t bad neither ,, ppl forget that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-VnjtQhKc0
Some jobs are…. harder than others.
Rio Grande do Norte – GIOVANNA SPINELLA or GTFO!!!
Fucking Tiggers defeat #BFIB, just fuck everything, no Lesser Footy for tomorrow morning neither. Maybe I go look at some nekkid ladies.
I heartily support Hippo’s opinion on Giovanna Spinella.
Sounds like Hippo just lit the Capitol Cabaret Bat Signal!
Put up a new bird feeder this week and the bear came for it last night. I startled him when I got out of the car and I heard him leap out of the mint. When I got to the stoop I looked to my left and there he was, about 20 feet away. Not growling or anything, just standing there. He slowly walked away and didn’t disturb anything but the feeder, which was destroyed. Do I have a responsibility to the town to report it to police?
Did you check to see if your picnic basket is still there?
Why do you actively keep attracting bears to your domicile?
I thought the first incident was because of the suet cake. Now I know it’s anything. Didn’t even knock over my trash cans, though, which are right next to where the feeder was.
Depends on whether your Bear Tax is paid up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fZuW-aJsg
oh, how I loved her
It’s not a good idea to post your own ad on here; plus the restriction? 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
Also, posting your email online is not ideal.
Nice ‘stache though.
Pedro’s move to LA hasn’t panned out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7DBO0k5lA
Is this the open thread for the WNBA finals?
Cheryl Swoops in it?
No. But Sue Bird is!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EYqDOHIYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIb3PSrBo
She’s in a turrible spot to return a serve
Whatever happened to Jules Asner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw
The Leader episode is on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aYN5XpWzpM
Dan Orlovsky is doing the color for the JV match between TCU and SMU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZrpEdc0ZQ&ab_channel=VidsMB
At what point do they ppd or cancel the game?
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“No worries; I’ll paint the butthole.”
Also, thanks for the buttpost, and I hope you get the interview* with the winner.
*It’s just you cumming on her leg before she runs away in disgust, right?
I wish it would reach the leg….
Brazil’s first goal was beautiful.
Brazil’s second goal was a penalty resulting from an obvious dive.
My love/hate thing with soccer continues.
And thanks again for covering me on short notice Mssr Balls.
Phrasing.
https://imgur.com/W0EhDKs
I wonder if those butt-floss G-strings get a bit, shall we say, mungy, after a couple of hours. I remember trying to assiduously trying to avoid getting wedgies in my youth, but I guess that mentality has gone by the boards.
Use paint if you have reservations about thongs.
I’m boycotting this post because I thought I was Miss BumBum DFO!!!!!!
Just because my ass got a little saggy doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!!!!
See ya’s next week folks.
Now I gotta go kick some rednecks outta my house.
Hmmmm…might make for a good boots on the ground. Kinda like an episode of Springer vs Cops.
Artist’s conception.
Neber fawgit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01yUzXQctcM
Touch down Seahawks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7lM7Bn16Zg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus
How are we supposed to pick a winner when they can’t even sleep with us?
There’s going to be a runaway DFO winner me thinks.
Yeah, there’s one that I can see winning. There was 3 that really stood out and was really hard to pick from. My favorite isn’t going to win, but my second choice is likely DFOs favorite
I cannot wait for balls to increase his restraining order count.
Trump: “If we lose and I get impeached, its your fault!”
Trump is once again bass-ackwards.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6afe2888-4888-4b15-b927-54dbbd3e9173
I dont want to be a killjoy, but…some of those are dudes right? Not judging, just wondering?