Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment

So,  your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person,  but he also discovered some horrifying news.

Sit yourselves down for this one:

Apparently,  the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this year.

HOWEVAH, there are also reports that it will now become an international competition called Miss Bumbum World so not all is lost!

As you all know, Miss Bumbum started in 2011 when a bright young Brazilian named Cacau Oliver started the pageant in order to determine the answer to the eternal Brazilian question:

Who has the best ass in the country?

Through the years,  the winners have been:

2011 – Rosana Ferreira – Ceará

2012 – Carine Felizardo – Pará

2013 – Dai Macedo – Goiás

2014 – Indianara Carvalho – Santa Catarina

2015 – Suzy Cortez – Distrito Federal

2016 – Erika Canela – Bahia

2017 – Rosie Oliveira – Amazonas

 

Who will win in 2018?

Well,  this is where you come in, my fine feathered friend! We are running a poll to determine who will win DFO’s official vote for the 2018 pageant!

Actually,  everyone can vote online at the link below:

https://missbumbumbrasil.com.br/vote-agora/

However,  I was curious to see if DFO tastes match up to the Brazilian aesthetic.  Therefore,  we will crown our very own Miss BumBum DFO!

As is tradition,  one candidate represents each Brazilian state. In the official contest, the 27 candidates are whittled down to 15 via Internet voting (see link above) that runs through October 30.

The winner is selected from the Final 15 by a panel in São Paulo at the Final Contest on November 6.

Without further ado,  here are your 2018 candidates:

Acre – ARRY MUCIN
Amapá – CRIS SOUZA
Amazonas – PAULA OLIVEIRA
Alagoas – CAROL LISBOA
Bahia – LADY OLIVEIRA
Ceará – LUCIANE SCHNEIDER
Distrito Federal – FLÁVIA TAMAIO
Espírito Santo – CÁSSIA ALMEIDA
Goiás – JULYANA OLIVIERI
Maranhão – VALÉRIA FREITAS
Mato Grosso – ANTONELA AVELLANEDA
Mato Grosso do Sul – RAFAELA OLIVEIRA
Minas Gerais – CIDA ALVES
Pará – GRAZIELLY COSTA
Paraíba – SUELEN NÓBREGA
Paraná – DÉBORA PORTO
Pernambuco – BÁRBARA LUIZA
Piauí – LIANE NÓBREGA MELO
Rio de Janeiro – TAMIRES AARON
Rio Grande do Sul – ALINE UVA
Rio Grande do Norte – GIOVANNA SPINELLA
Rondônia – ELLEN SANTANA
Roraima – CINTHIA GOMES
Santa Catarina – YASMIN ALBUQUERQUE
São Paulo – WIGNA MOTA
Sergipe – BRUNA BAC
Tocantins – DAIANE MENDES

And now, intrepid DFOers, YOU MAKE THE CALL! Who should win Miss BumBum DFO? Have your say below.

Here are the rules for the Miss Bumbum DFO contest:

You can vote for up to five candidates at a time per IP address, so get your friends to join in.

The winner will be the candidate with the most votes at the end of the voting period.

The voting period starts at the time this post publishes, runs throughout the weekend, and ends at midnight Pacific time on Sunday night.

In case of a tie,  there will be co-winners!

To get to know the contestants a little better, here is a compilation of intro videos for this year’s candidates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ac0fONAM9E&list=PLE86T-3LQd5djmOOL8xLae-_GWR3XZ9Jw

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Poll results will be provided in a followup post and there will also be a fun surprise or two…

I will reach out through social media to the DFO winner to see if she will agree to an interview in my broken Portuguese.

Make me proud,  DFO!

 

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

his badonkadonk ain’t bad neither ,, ppl forget that

ALXMAC
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Some jobs are…. harder than others.

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King Hippo

Rio Grande do Norte – GIOVANNA SPINELLA or GTFO!!!

Fucking Tiggers defeat #BFIB, just fuck everything, no Lesser Footy for tomorrow morning neither. Maybe I go look at some nekkid ladies.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I heartily support Hippo’s opinion on Giovanna Spinella.

Fronkenshteen

Put up a new bird feeder this week and the bear came for it last night. I startled him when I got out of the car and I heard him leap out of the mint. When I got to the stoop I looked to my left and there he was, about 20 feet away. Not growling or anything, just standing there. He slowly walked away and didn’t disturb anything but the feeder, which was destroyed. Do I have a responsibility to the town to report it to police?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did you check to see if your picnic basket is still there?

King Hippo

Why do you actively keep attracting bears to your domicile?

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Fronkenshteen

I thought the first incident was because of the suet cake. Now I know it’s anything. Didn’t even knock over my trash cans, though, which are right next to where the feeder was.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Depends on whether your Bear Tax is paid up.

ALXMAC
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WCS

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King Hippo

oh, how I loved her

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s not a good idea to post your own ad on here; plus the restriction? 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Mr. Ayo

Also, posting your email online is not ideal.

Nice ‘stache though.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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Pedro’s move to LA hasn’t panned out.

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ALXMAC
Mr. Ayo

Is this the open thread for the WNBA finals?

Wakezilla

Cheryl Swoops in it?

Mr. Ayo

No. But Sue Bird is!

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ALXMAC
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ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

She’s in a turrible spot to return a serve

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ALXMAC

Whatever happened to Jules Asner?

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ALXMAC
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Senor Weaselo
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WCS

Dan Orlovsky is doing the color for the JV match between TCU and SMU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZrpEdc0ZQ&ab_channel=VidsMB

ALXMAC

At what point do they ppd or cancel the game?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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h

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“No worries; I’ll paint the butthole.”

SonOfSpam

Also, thanks for the buttpost, and I hope you get the interview* with the winner.

*It’s just you cumming on her leg before she runs away in disgust, right?

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SonOfSpam

Brazil’s first goal was beautiful.
Brazil’s second goal was a penalty resulting from an obvious dive.

My love/hate thing with soccer continues.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And thanks again for covering me on short notice Mssr Balls.

Phrasing.

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Brick Meathook

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I wonder if those butt-floss G-strings get a bit, shall we say, mungy, after a couple of hours. I remember trying to assiduously trying to avoid getting wedgies in my youth, but I guess that mentality has gone by the boards.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Use paint if you have reservations about thongs.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m boycotting this post because I thought I was Miss BumBum DFO!!!!!!

Just because my ass got a little saggy doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

See ya’s next week folks.
Now I gotta go kick some rednecks outta my house.

Hmmmm…might make for a good boots on the ground. Kinda like an episode of Springer vs Cops.

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Artist’s conception.

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Neber fawgit.

ALXMAC
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Touch down Seahawks.

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ALXMAC
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ALXMAC
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Wakezilla

How are we supposed to pick a winner when they can’t even sleep with us?

Mr. Ayo

There’s going to be a runaway DFO winner me thinks.

Wakezilla

Yeah, there’s one that I can see winning. There was 3 that really stood out and was really hard to pick from. My favorite isn’t going to win, but my second choice is likely DFOs favorite

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I cannot wait for balls to increase his restraining order count.

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Redshirt

Trump: “If we lose and I get impeached, its your fault!”

Trump is once again bass-ackwards.

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Brick Meathook

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Just Lurking

I dont want to be a killjoy, but…some of those are dudes right? Not judging, just wondering?

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