Yes, that’s beloved Everton sitting pretty in 5th position. Of the realistically plausible 2020-21 season outcomes – 5th (with the Shite 8th or lower) would be just about perfect. I am a bit leery regarding Everton’s ability to meaningfully compete in Full-on Shempions (FOAR now), but Europa? Shit, even Mourinho’s dreadful Spurs are tolerating that. Still quite a bit more money, more prestige, and for the supporters – MOAR FIXTURES.
In short, going there with a top manager like Don Carlo? So fun, y’all.
Most Glorious Toffees don’t play until Monday (1:00, NBCSN), when they battle 4th position Chelski. Giddy-the-fook-up!
But really, there is sommet for everyone. With United and Foxy Footy both…stubbing their toes a bit, a huge swath of sides could finish anywhere between 2nd and 7th. That’s definitely good for the Premiership, especially with the title race done and dusted early (again).
I’m afraid one must insist on waking early for Gooners/White Lives Matter (7:30, NBCSN). It seems Handsome Mikel might just have turned the corner with his Arsenal side. Whereas we need WLM down in the relegation zone. Extra juju assistance is needed, with Fulham getting fucked (no lube, forget about the courtesy of a reach-around) mid-week by an inexplicable VAR decision.
Speaking of Mighty Whitey, they go to Anfield NOT next (9:00 Sunday, NBCSN) – where the Redshite have lost 5 league matches on the spin. I didn’t watch their mid-week pitch shitting against Chelski (which a certain dog no doubt found rockin’), but ah hear tell (yes, we really say that in the South) that Liverpool were well-beaten, and lucky not to have been throttled 2 or 3-nil. This all just makes FOAR a Very Happy Hippo. Surely, Fulham will rally around the flag, and come out loaded for bear? We shall all be rooting for it.
NOTE – yes, I misread the schedule. Fuck my brain. You get one advance Sunday preview, for y’all unchurched heathens.
Saints at Knifey (10:00, NBCSN) is ACTUALLY next on the docket, and who doesn’t enjoy seeing a Saint get stabbed? Last time I checked this still wuz Ameica smh.
Villa and Wolves isn’t a bad Spotight Dance, but still no broadcast NBC (12:30, NBCSN). Villa’s precipitous drop from European contention has been kind of cool. Whereas Wolves are doing that Comfortable Mid-Table Shuffle – but with decent entertainment value. Should be a decent watch.
You have to stream the Sabado finale (3:00, Peacock), but if one sits out Foxes at Trashbirds, nobody will judge. But if you can get favoUrable odds on Brighton? I’d consider hailing Gamblor.
I don’t wish to speak of Sunday’s remnants, but a Manchester Derby is part of it. We NEED Wakey Reacting Reasonably.
Pictured above is Hippo’s grandson, Noodles Edmond D***s. Once he settled on living with Grandpa Hippo full-time, I bestowed upon him that middle name. My highest and best use is lining up appropriate middle names for cats. Anyway, he is awesome. Uncle Kruger accepts his nephew completely. As long as his alpha status isn’t questioned.
Hi, Litre here. (Ed note: real drunk and high)
I know no one cares about my small fuckwit team in West London but you do like to see my descent into madness. (lookin at you on twitter Horatio). Well this week just took the fucking cake. Are you fucking kidding me?????? As you are probably not aware there was a rule change in football yesterday, mid season, which never happens, why? BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING!
I didn’t know how to approach this. I did not want to side on the FUCK VAR shit, because honestly I would sound like BC Dick. Seriously though, fuck VAR. Why the Jesus can’t we go with human sight? Humans play the game, humans should ref the game. Fuck.
I have been BIG MAD for 2 days now.
Fuck.
Ok, so my club is going down and you can all laugh, but in all seriousness there is a reason that EVERY FUCKING PUNDIT says we will stay up. The football governing body, changed, the, rule, the, day, after. THEY FUCKING CHANGED IT A DAY AFTER BECAUSE IT WAS SO WRONG!!!!! (never done in history)
I believe in the good. I believe good things will come to good people. I believe in karma. I have had an angry 1st world problem few days. I know it is fuck all but in these times we all hold on to things that make us happy. Fulham FC reminds me of when I lived abroad, would fly down to London to see some close friends and we would go to Craven Cottage because I supported them. VAR is getting in the way of passion. I struggle to think what would have happened at a more violent fanbase had this happened to them live.
I did not include any clips because no one cares about Fulham, including the owners the Khans. Instead I leave you with…..nothing.
Fuck everything, but still COYW, Come On You Whites (nawt raycesst)
***
Hi there! This is Balls, your friendly neighborhood shit-stirrer. I read some of Litre’s comments on the Sexy Friday thread last night and figured I’d mosey over here to see what the fuss was all about. As you know, I don’t like the EPL, hence I didn’t see the controversial play. Let’s see…
Wow.
Ok, so I’m just going to be an ass and say that this shit doesn’t happen in Liga MX. This IFAB or IBAF or whatever you want to call it can say all it wants, but we in Mexico know that if it’s not on purpose, it AIN’T A HANDBALL. We never enforced that shitty rule and now we don’t have to change anything because we were doing things the right way all along.
By ignoring the rules and doing what’s right. The Mexican Way.
Litre, focus on Puebla. They tied Tigres (who came in 2nd in the World Club Cup, btw) last night and are in the thick of the race for the Liguilla.
Trust me on this.
“Stand Or Fall” – were The Fixx Trashbirds supporters?
Regardless, Fall it is.
chuh chuh
Some sad news. Mark Pavelich died. He was on the 1980 US Olympic hockey team, and spent 5 years with the New York Rangers. Had a rough go of it after hockey. His wife died in a horrific accident when she fell from their deck. He was forced to auction off his gold medal, so he must have been struggling financially. And he died in a mental health facility, where he was undergoing mandatory treatment due to an assault charge. I loved that Olympic team, still do. And Pavelich remains my favorite Ranger of all time. He was small, and I was small. He was fast, tough, and goddamned determined. He was the player I pretended to be when we played roller hockey. If I wasn’t so fat, I’d be looking online to purchase an authentic Rangers home jersey, with PAVELICH 16 on the back right now. But I’ll definitely be pouring one out for Pavs. I hope you’ll join me. Rest In Peace
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My mom just got the J&J vaccine a couple hours ago and my dad has an appointment tomorrow! I am happy camper 😀
Same here. Mom gets her second shot March 15th.
As mentioned a bit before, I’ll be going on a trip today. And yes, “colors are more vibrant”.
I mean, “REALLY VIBRANT!” Wow!
Glad to see their product is still up to snuff.
I thought it meant he sampled some of your product first
Holy shit USA about to hit 3 million vaccinations administered per day
thats ROCKING!!!
[laughs in evil]
-Bill Gates
Right, gotta bolt for now, because as fun as you all are, yer no strip WW2 dogfighting with the missus (as I’ve said – I’ve maried bloody well)
‘Zero’ taking on a whole new meaning here.
It’s Il-2 Greatest battles, so it’s Hot 109 (and 110 and 190) on Cobra (and Hurricane) action 😀
on
(I’m in the Russian planes)
Edit: Also Thank you NVIDIA for your fanfuckingtastic QA work on your stable drivers… I haven’t seen stuttering that hard since a buddy of mine tried to explain that “it’s not cheating if he was blind drunk” to his (now ex)GF at work 😀
found a funny:
can’t stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week
> this one killed Brian immediately
This had me laughing out loud.
it was indeed rocking
I’ll believe remote work is here to stay when office chairs are ranked by fuckability. Do better, Consumer Reports!
Why would you A) work at home from an office chair when you can use a proper armchair and B)why would you have sex on an office chair, when you have the kitchen counter as superiour alternatives?!
Meh. Nothing has the allure of “Do me on the floor”.
I live in Sweden and Ireland… even with the hardwood flooring, it’s still cold enough to be an issue (I’m installing underfloor heating this summer, tho) … not all of us have the luxury of comfortably warm fuck-floors 😛
My 50+ year-old knees would very much like a word with you.
How about I just lie perfectly still in bed, wouldn’t that be hot honey??
Kitchen floor
I’m working from home in my bed and in my underwear.
I’m going to try to do this as long as I can.
I’d like to see the next social justice cause for athletes be legislation for fair wages. I want to turn on a bunch of young men playing sports for free with a Fight for Fifteen patch on their jerseys.
It’s definitely be an upgrade from when all those Penn State players showed their support for Sandusky by wearing those Fight For Fourteen patches.
I said this wasn’t a bad Spotlight Dance, and it was a massive wet fart. Hope y’all has a change of pants.
Pants?
He goes by Rishabh, actually. He’s a cricketer.
I just got an ad on Hulu trying to get me to move to Ohio.
It didn’t work.
Yet.
I don’t know much about Ohio but I feel absolutely confident that I am right to look down on the state and abs it’s people.
Was this it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
Why yes, I absolutely do plan to find a way to work that song into the next Ultimate Mixtape.
I wish. Though the sequel is more effective
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM&feature=youtu.be
That’s a rough sell, even for people who already live in Ohio
Unrelated – in case anyone wants to try a nice little starter or a party snack – try stuffed (chilli, onions and beef … because why not go to multiple hells) bhajis with some dip. If you want to kill someone (or just like spicier food) – dice 4-5 Carolina Reapers and stir fry a bit with the onions 🙂
Everton, aren’t we??
https://theathletic.com/2429827/2021/03/06/everton-top-four-football-premier-league/?source=weeklyemail
Everton back in top-four contention but better placed now than under Martinez
By Greg O’Keeffe Mar 5, 2021
It’s been seven years since Everton were genuinely in the conversation for the top four with less than half of the season remaining.
That in itself is cause for an outbreak of optimism on the blue half of Merseyside. Then consider how this timely three-game winning run started with them ending a 21-year wait for victory at Anfield, and even the most ardently pessimistic Evertonian may feel a stirring.
You must cast your mind back to Roberto Martinez’s 2013-14 debut season at Goodison; all brown brogues, glowing adjectives and swashbuckling football, for the last time Everton came close to repeating David Moyes’ 2004-05 feat.
That memorable campaign featured some compelling moments; a first triumph at Old Trafford since 1992, convincing home wins over Arsenal and Manchester United and a Goodison derby when Everton fought fire with fire against Brendan Rodgers’ title contenders and nearly came out on top before conceding in the 89th minute to draw 3-3.
There were lows too, though. A humiliating 4-0 loss at Anfield, a 4-1 FA Cup quarter-final thumping by Arsenal and, crucially, a 3-2 defeat at Goodison to relegation candidates Crystal Palace.
That Wednesday night in April proved to be the moment they fell terminally behind Arsenal in the race for fourth. Everton had beaten Arsene Wenger’s men 3-0 just 10 days prior, but the visit of Tony Pulis’ south Londoners led Martinez and his team to a fatal moment of self-doubt.
A gifted but inexperienced young manager, unused to being in such a race, buckled. The Catalan overthought things; decided against starting with James McCarthy, who had just returned from injury and left his defence exposed to the pace of a peak Yannick Bolasie, Jason Puncheon and Cameron Jerome. He tinkered with a formula that had been working, moving Ross Barkley into a deeper midfield role to which he was ill-suited, and paid the price. Goodison was already edgy and by the end of the night, it was beginning to see the writing on the wall.
Arsenal had a one-point advantage and didn’t drop another on the rest of the run-in. Wily old Wenger guided them to fourth with 79 points. Everton finished fifth with seven less, but that would have earned you a Champions League place in three of the previous four seasons. Not that one, though. Rotten luck.
“I still think that anything above 70 points will be enough for a Champions League spot,” Martinez had said a few months beforehand. “I’m optimistic but I’m also realistic enough to know that the clubs already in the top four positions are teams with incredible experience of how to win games.”
Roberto Martinez enjoyed a successful first season with Everton in 2013-14 (Photo: Chris Brunskill/Getty Images)
He was right on both counts.
But in 2020-21, under a significantly more experienced leader, is their luck starting to change? And are they making their own luck along the way too?
Carlo Ancelotti has also found himself talking about Europe’s elite club competition a lot lately. His team are hot on the heels of fourth-placed Chelsea. They are one point behind the west Londoners, who they visit on Monday night, with a game in hand. They are only five off Manchester United in second, who have also played one more match.
It’s a funny old season and Everton, for once, are taking advantage of circumstances instead of being hostage to them.
They are not as expansive or potent in attack as Martinez’s unit from seven years ago, who finished that campaign with a goal difference of plus-22 (they are currently on plus-six).
While Martinez relied solely on the goals of Romelu Lukaku, who scored 16 in the league that season with nobody else reaching double figures, this time around they have two in-form forwards. Dominic Calvert-Lewin has bagged 18 in all competitions, while after a flurry of six in his last six Richarlison is up to 12.
Martinez had also inherited a miserly defence from Moyes, and they conceded only 39 times in their 38 league games. But Ancelotti too has set about focusing on a defensive stability which has seen Everton keep clean sheets against two of the four teams above them in the table.
He has smashed one unwanted record already, that Anfield hoodoo gone, and if he were to repeat the trick at his old Stamford Bridge stomping ground then supporters may really start to believe. Everton have not beaten Chelsea there in the league since 1994. Their extraordinary run of disappointments across Stanley Park pales in comparison.
However, Ancelotti has one win over his previous English club already, in December’s reverse fixture. With hopes that Tom Davies and James Rodriguez could be fit to give him a near clean bill of health on Monday night, Everton’s hopes of maintaining their top-four charge remain in their own hands.
It’s a nice place to be. In a season when long waits have started to end, finishing fourth and the prospect of being in the group stage of the Champions League for the first time ever, feels like fantasy land for many. Not for the Everton manager, though. He is used to it. He has been here before.
With each pragmatic team selection and ground-out victory, there is a sense that famous arched eyebrow may stay on the ascent until the end of a topsy-turvy season.
The pundits, such as Sky Sports’ Chelsea old boy Ashley Cole on Thursday, aren’t really taking Everton seriously as top-four contenders right now.
Ancelotti won’t mind that.
This is the time when the elite managers hold their nerve and earn their crust.
Uh, I’m pretty sure that redistributing such paid content (like this article from The Athletic) is kinda illegal?
I encourage ppls to subscribe at every opportunity, they come out ahead based on what little I share. Not like any of y’all would otherwise PAY to read about Everton.
… in all fairness, I saw that this is an Everton rebuild journo-wank, so I didn’t read ^ either 😛
Closer to Shempions than you are!
The only person that could give a fuck about those is Stan Fucking Kroenke about the extra revenue our milling about in the groups would net him, because it’s not like we’d do anything of note there either…
Edit: I’m open to be paid to give a fuck about Everton – 550$ an hour, 6k a day . Longer-term deals are negotiable 😛
Wolves with a double doink
Shank’alor is awke today and on vacy in the UK
Cochinita pibil is in the oven. Beans are in the pot.
Unfortunately, I’m going to need some bacon grease to finish the beans, so how am I going to… ah! Yes, clearly I shall have to have bacon for breakfast. No choice, really. I’m doing it for science.
[grabs handful of bacon] “Thanks!”
-Science
Ahem. Touching another man’s bacon is a grave offense. Pistols at dawn?
just don’t cross swords or if u due no eye contact smgdh
“Hmmm…, how about knives in a dark alley at 2am?”
/I think I’ve earned ‘home field’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
I made an omelette, so…. samesies?
Okay then… it’d appear that my younger sis in law showed my kiddos’ the unabbridged version of “Napalm sticks to kids”, so… I guess it’s type for “Operation Hockey Vergeltung”. Step 1 – Personalized AIK (her most hated team) sweater (which is a jersey… because it’s not just baseball with its odd traditions), step 2 – ask their PR team to tweet a “yer in our prayers on yer deployment” type of message… step 3 – enjoy the gigaton-range self-‘splosion that follows 😀
You’re a brave man
No, I’m a man with 4 kids dangerously close to becoming teenagers (with all the “joys” that entails), so I literally have nothing to lose by having my revenge 😀
That video balls posted makes the zapruder tape look like inception. I still don’t get what happened, did the ball go in off the carom?
VAR has just overturned the death of Rush Limbaugh. Sorry, everyone.
Those earthworms and maggots sure will be disappoint smh
“HEY! I was still eating that!”
“We prefer to call them ‘libtards,’ but sure, maggots works, too.” — Rush’s fans
That’s actually a good thing, y’know – now he’ll awake in a small, confined space with a limited (if any) amount of breathable air left…. and you know that noone would go to dig him out on a weekend, so… ^ is actually quite a good scenario 😉
That would be an excellent monkey paw response for a Limbaugh fan who wished he was still alive.
Yup… also is it me, or was there a movie with a similar (without the resurrection part) scenario with like Bradley Cooper or the guy from GotG?
EIB, teh Excellence in Burial network!
So what’s the deal with 22-4 Loyola Chicago only ranked 20th? Of those 22 W’s, 17 of them are by double digits, 11 by 20 or more points. And what’s with the disrespect for coach Porter Moser? He turned an Ark. Little Rock 4-24 team into 18-11 and during his current tenure has a Final Four appearance and teams that have won 20 or more games each of the last 4 years, including a 32 win season in that FF year.
is that cool nun still alive?
Sister Jean is still alive and kicking at 101 (which I’ve heard sports media mouthbreathers actually comment on how Loyola should go all the way this year for her)
Yep. Sally Field is alive and well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CojNHPD_cOU&ab_channel=TeeVeesGreatest
“What kind of lousy coach only beats the Senators by 4! (7-3) You’re outta here!”
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/flames-fire-head-coach-after-blowout-win-re-hire-darryl-sutter-063138437.html
Sports media here is going crazy.
Sport media here is always crazy
FIFY
Of course it is… by the way, it’s amusing what tenacity and “bravery” the sports media shows and how little of both can be found on the side of “Shit that actually matters” ™
Did the NHL somehow slip below the minimum number of Sutters in the league?
Sutter was the best thing that ever happened to the Kings. The Flames are lucky.
I’m purrrrrrty sure the Crisp helmed run that went all the way in ’89 against the Canadiens is a bit… better than a good coaching hire (that didn’t end with the important silverware)
Oh my! This is shady.
https://www.football-espana.net/2021/03/05/barcagate-payments-from-barcelona-suspected-of-funding-anti-catalan-independence-movement/amp?__twitter_impression=true
Mes que un club indeed. Look at the right hand, but pay no attention to the left!
a shitshow even by Lesser Standards
Going to make a real good book!
But was the right hand hit by the ball?
What does VAR say?
“There are 5 lights!”
-VAR
/Redshirt will get this one
Lol. Poor Picard
He’ll endure worse (as in literally everything beyond “All Good Things” is various grades of dogshit)
Time FOAR a DFO SuperPAC!
DonT para el Senate de los Estados Unidos
“He died in the Senate chamber, from asphyxia after being addressed as ‘the distinguished gentleman from Puerto Rico’. Several of his colleagues provided support by ROTFL.”
Presented for no reason that I can think of, a hippo that swam around somewhere in Britain 120,000 years ago.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EvzxE3XXEAUe5UX?format=jpg&name=small
Probably while wearing blue and bitching about the ‘Red Shite’
ahem, Redshite is ONE WORD, mate
No, it started as two but evolved over the last 120 millenia.
/grasping at straws here.
“We Irish, we look at the silver linings, not the clouds…”
Look Guinness, I can trace my ancestry back to a guy named Mike who left Kerry sometime in the 1830’s, and I am a bit familiar with Irish history, and if there’s one thing I know it’s that we micks love, love, love focusing on the dark clouds.
It wasn’t called Angela’s Silver Linings.
but what if it COULD?
My father told me the Irish always looked for the silver lining other peoples pockets when people weren’t looking.
Nah, those are the Travellers (aka the gypsies with slightly better publicity… and that didn’t get a shower in Treblinka)
Edit: Typos induced by regrettably hot homemade Indian food are mostly fixed.. I hope
Actually dad meant the Irish, he did hold them in a higher regard than the wops or the greasies (Greeks) and you really did not want to know how he felt about the kikes. I knew the races and nationalities by the pejorative terms long before the correct ones. He was an equal opportunity bigot at least.
As opposed to the Boston micks, who focus on, uh, other things that are dark.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Evzf-5FWEAQM7t7?format=jpg&name=900×900
Handball
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Evzf_GyWEAAd9mt?format=jpg&name=900×900
NAWT a handball
It’s very hard to take the Premier League seriously, despite their obvious commitment to keeping the mentally deficient fully employed as officials.
Honestly, if I were Arteta, I’d have just taken my team off the pitch… which is why I’m just some random asshole online ™ (c) and not a football coach (namely that i have a short fuse when it comes to incompetence.. plus I’d pull a keeper for the lulz)
I am waiting for a day that a coach just does that. That team will then become my favorite, and I will buy all their merchandise.
If I were a betting man, I’d say that we’d see that in the MLB first (probably with a game with Angel Hernandez as ump)
Back in the early days of replay, (I think you could only review HRs), Hernandez once reviewed a ball that had been called a double, but on replay was obviously a HR. Hernandez, however, hated replay (for obvious reasons, namely that he’s a shit umpire and almost always wrong), so he came back out from the review and called it a double.
If I had owned the team where the game was played I would have had security take him off the field and barred him from ever returning.
One of many reasons, including being a couple of billion light, I’ll never own a MLB team. Well, maybe the Marlins.
I know, hell, he’s so incompetent – he managed to unite the Red Sox AND the Yankees (playing head to head) in calling for his head, because he managed to fuck over EVERYBODY. In fact, if I were in Alex Cora’s shoes, I’d have gone over to Aaron Boone and offered to have both teams walk out together in order to avoid one of our players getting ejected and fined (or worse) after one too many umpire fuckups 😀 Just imagine how quickly Manfred would’ve yeeted Hernandez into the ocean if two of the bigger MLB teams walk out in protest during the ALDS because of Angel’s glaring incompetence XD
So far, would have to say Penn and Tella >>> Punky Brewster
Fuck that Punky Brewster commercial run with a rusty screwdriver.
Jesus Christ Arsenal. Burnley is nickle and diming themselves to safety with a shitty brand of football. Am jealous.
I’m actually more upset about the screwing Fulham got then the non-call for Arsenal. Arsenal are what they are, middle of the pack, and they’ve largely played like it this season. Too inconsistent to expect anything, or play for much. Fulham, on the other hand, is playing for their lives and gets fucked like that.
A banter league indeed.
Mornin. The 3 whisky’s after the bottles of wine may have been a but much. No headacahe though!
Nice add after I passed out on the couch Balls.
Good heavenly fook, if Saints go down it might just restore my faith in humanity.
Hahaha naive Hippo, no chance of that!
Who are you, the local parish priest?
Put a buck on Minamino to score and Blades to win 2-1. Dollar gets me $70.
[flushing sound]
That was a handball. This shit is getting ridiculous.
As I read on The Athletic this week – the 18th “Law of the Game” is supposed to be COMMON SENSE
And the 19th law is “Unmarked, non-consecutive bills in a manila envelope trump Nr18”
It’s shambolic.
That’s Tank Dude’s Gooners!
My favourite wourd to describe poor play. Happy it came out there.
oh, absolutely. Needs to make its way into the NFL vernacular. See also “finding joy” – Derrick Henry is really finding joy over left tackle.
…also, you now see why watching paint dry is preferable
Even by the standards of this wretched Congress, this was fucking appalling. This cunt needs to go.
https://www.rawstory.com/krysten-sinema-minimum-wage-arizona/
Meet the new guys, same as the old guys… more at 11
Edit: Seriously, it’s almost as if the American electorate never learns, nor stops to consider that maybe, just maybe electing someone based on party affiliation or obviously hollow promises is… counter-productive
Hey, it was her or Martha fucking McSally. The problem is the continued existence of the Senate. We’re beholden to representatives from these unpopulated goddamn wasteland states. The House of Representatives needs to be un-gerrymandered and it’ll do as the legislative branch. Seriously, how’d you like your country to be ruled by three assholes from Kentucky, West Virginia, and Arizona. Enough is enough.
Given that my birth country was run into the ground by politicians installed by and controlled by the Clinton admin and Bush Jr, bombed by accident by Clinton (in a scenario delightfully ripping off Wag The Dog), dragged into a war by Dubya and facing a refugee crisis that’s thanks to decades long US foreign policy that can be at best described as “rather schizo” … Or that my country of choice (the EU, Ireland and Sweden in particular) got hit by the blowback of an US-caused financial disaster because presidents of both parties decided that rules and regs are for cunts and cucks? Or that the US is now trying to do the whole “Russia/China bad” routine like it’s 1982 again despite little details about certain American “interventions” being more blatant and brazen than what anyone else has done… I’d say that I find the distinction between the assholes from “Kentucky, WV and Arizona” and the rest of the cunts you keep on electing to be fuzzy at fucking best
Evergreen (outside the 50 states)
Uhh, that picture’s not loading up here in the EU?
Bearded guy with a fez #1: What’s the difference between Republicans and Democrats?
Bearded guy with a fez #2: Both bomb you equally, but Democrats feel a bit wrong afterwards.
It kinda reminds about an old joke about the US’ foreign policies in the Americas
Q: Do you know the leading cause of death for politicians in Latin/South America?
A: Winning a free election on a(n even a vaguely) socialist platform 😀
Edit:
Also a funneh:
I understood that!
N’yello. Just woke up to throw a buck down on Saka & Gudmundsson to both score. Gonna listen to this one through an ear bud and go back to bed. And wish bk109’s gooners the best, so I don’t get run over by a tank.
I’m not the kind of guy to run someone over with a tank, especially at the current prices for diesel 😛 Plus, thanks to the earlier shitshow of a season, Arsenal managed to do the worst thing a club can do to a supporter – made me completely apathethic to what’s going on on and off the pitch
Davo on Men In Blazers podcast said the same about Chelsea this week.
“By ignoring the rules and doing what’s right. The Mexican Way.” Me gusta, me gusta.
Adherence to “Rules” is the dividing line between Anglos and Hispanics. This has been today’s Stereotyping / Irresponsible Generalization.
Speaking of stereotypes and racial things (though seriously, shouldn’t that be “ethnical” not rac.. I digress .. and regress ), the fuck is latinx (or latinX) and is it true that it’s actually an anglo thing that isn’t actually used by the “target demo” ?
This is what I know:
Hispanic = from Spain and former Spanish colonies.
That is a discrete and definite grouping. I don’t find the term offensive, at all. It’s even gender neutral, which rocks.
Latino / Latina is usually used for folks from Latin America. Brazilians are Latin Americans. I’ve never heard anyone consider Jamaicans as Latin Americans, or Haitians (despite French being a Romance language). I don’t find those terms offensive.
This is what I think:
Some folks, righteous folks even, deem “Latino” offensive. I respect that, especially when that cultural battleground is foreign to me because I live in a LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRY that has always been a colony of some other one.
Some folks, even righteous folks, are all about the “x” (or, in Spanish, “e”), to dispense with the gender thing or strive for inclusiveness. I don’t think it’s a mere affectation; the aim is a worthy one. I don’t use it myself, for two reasons: (1) concision; (2) using gender-neutral terms (e.g., “persons”) is a good exercise.
And, I guess, (3): nobody will tell me what to do.
Thanks for the longer than expected and way more enlightening than I hoped answer 🙂
Yeah… I’ve been obsessing over language since I was a kid. Guess that has really narrowed my dating pool.
And I’m trying to understand those nuances, because my default behaviour of “Don’t care abou the background, but the person” isn’t a 100% effective, so having that extra bit of info kinda helps a lot (almost as much as the golden rule of “just don’t be a cunt” 😀 )
You misspelled LATIN AMERICAN STATE
/goes into deep hiding 😀
? cabrón ? ?
My understanding of the whole “Latinx” thing is that it was meant well but has completely failed to catch on.
That was my observation, but it never hurts to ask 🙂
1) Meant well
2) Turned into angry screeds by Honky Left Twitter
3) Predictable negative, unintended consequences
It was done by white people and American hippie Hispanics.
No one gives a fuck.
“Changed it the day after” … I’m pretty sure that single line increased litre’s “medicine intake” by a factor of at least 5 😀
Also g’day ya foos
Good Gooner mornin!
That’s an oxymoron, mate 😛
It can either be a good one or a gooner one, but not bloody both XD
But Thanks Aubamayang!!!1111 just struck??
Wouldn’t know about that, I’m watching paint dry (literally), while listening to Led Zep. In a couple of hours I may check this particular score, but at this time (for me) Arsenal is relegated to MOTD viewing AT BEST