Fine Dining

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blaxabbath - March 21, 2019March 21, 2019

Bettola Bistro, 5:30 pm, March 21, 2019 Three men enter and are seated at a table in the otherwise-empty restaurant. The men convey a positive mood that suggests to the staff that the trio had just returned from a successful golf outing or a Robert Kraft-esque visit to a Northglenn strip

NFL Speakeasy Stories: Sunsets

Insane Shit

blaxabbath - March 11, 2019March 11, 2019

Libertine, Downtown. 2:47 am, November 27th, 2018 Fortune Favors the Bold. Or so she had been told. But she had been told many things. She had been told that it was what was on the inside that counts. She had also been told that being an NFL wife would be a wonderful life

The Cardinals Way

blaxabbath - March 4, 2019February 28, 2019

Can I just say something here? It may be a minority view around this place but surely not one that I feel won't be respected: I am much more entertained by the nonsense around the NFL than I am watching the actual games. Gimmie AB's holdout drama over analysis of when statistics

Tucson, Ch. 2: Six Shootin’ Yerself in the Foot

blaxabbath - February 27, 2019February 26, 2019

So last week we talked a bit about the detail-free Alazona proposal being pitched by leading cites of industry, Birmingham, AL and Tucson, AZ to split hosting duties for the Location-Off Raiders domestic home games in 2019. Not to oversimply the situation but this proposal offers absolutely nothing for the

Orchids of Asia Day Spa Report Context

blaxabbath - February 25, 2019February 24, 2019

Good Morning and thank you all for being our here today on such a chilly Boston morning. I am speaking before you this morning to share valuable insight regarding last week's allegations that my boyfriend of seven years but not father of my 10 month old child, Mr Robert Kraft, will

Tucson, Ch. 1: Why the Mark Davis of Cities May Not be the Best Choice for Mark Davis

blaxabbath - February 18, 2019February 17, 2019

Hello. Sebastian Blax here. As many of you may have noticed, I've been away from the NFL HOT TAEKS game for a couple months now. So, first off, large ups to LCSS for holding down Quotables for the regular season finale and through the postseason. [Hold for applause; close eyes and

2018 Bowl Sponsorship Analysis (Pre-New Years Games)

STORNG TAEK!!1!

blaxabbath - December 26, 2018December 27, 2018

I've always said that, if you really want to know who you are, look at what products are advertised to you. Advertising is an over $200 billion per year industry and these dollars aren't just thrown around fruitlessly. No sir, modern advertisements utilize pinpoint accuracy to hit a desired customer

2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 21, 2018December 21, 2018

Here it is. Your Week 15 Quotables Results. See you all back here on Christmas for our regular season finale.

2018 Quotables – DELAYED Week 14 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 20, 2018

Flashback to high school (college for the US readership contingent; middle school for our Asian readers) where you gotta take a Week 15 exam without even knowing how you did on Week 14. How do you know how much to study? How do you know what you don't know? Alas,

2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

First off, losing to the 2018 49ers is a Michael Irvin sized bump, Seattle media. Anyways, I am just now remembering that you all deserve results from last week. I straight up forgot. I guess I was too busy WINNING fantasy while starting Josh Rosen! Nah - I'll get those together for

2018 Bowl Sponsorship Analysis (Pre-Christmas Games)

STORNG TAEK!!1!

blaxabbath - December 14, 2018December 14, 2018

2018 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

As I think was the theme in a rash of Hippo Thoughtz comments yesterday, I too get most of my NFL news from a strict diet of Hippoz, Quotables, and Twizzlers. Which, by the way, did you all know Mark Sanchez was on the [*Redacted] s? I do not understand why east