Author: Horatio Cornblower

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Sixth

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday.  Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Fifth

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday.  Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

Monday Morning Mock Draft, Chapter The Fourth

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday.  Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Third

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday.  Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

The DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft, Chapter The Second

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday.  Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

The DFO Mock Draft, Chapter The First

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday.  Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

Joe Burrow’s Knee At Home

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Oww, fuck. Man, what did we do last night?  Everything hurts.  That is the last time I drink like that. What the hell?  What happened in here?  Looks like the guys came over and trashed the place.  For like the 32nd time this year.  I've got to stop having them over, maybe

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HA!  Gotcha, fuckers!  This isn't some hihg-quality HRTN production this is Horatio, stamping my tiny feet and bitching about the 2020 Cowboys.  And you walked right into it.  Ah well, may as well put your feet up and stay in the clubhouse for a while.  Just toss those Jim Belushi

Stand For The Anthem, Lie Down For The Ventilator: Your 2020 Dallas Cowboys Preview

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I intended to praise Jerry Jones for his work in this year's draft, albeit work that he undoubtedly had a lot of help with while working the phones from his supervillain yacht.  And he did deserve that praise; while it's foolish to grade drafts in their immediate aftermath, based on