INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits on the floor of studio, tinkering with a long piece of pipe, a bunch of empty beer bottles, and a hammer. He loads several of the beer bottles into a cloth grocery bag, and raises the hammer. DJ 3000: SO...WHATCHA DOIN? PRODUCER: The stores won't
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Indecision
Request Line: Dude.
Request Line: Misters and Mistresses
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The studio sits empty. The PRODUCER is nowhere to be seen. DJ 3000: [sighs] DJ 3000: [to database] <?php $potential_topics = mysql_query("SELECT topic FROM request_line_database WHERE published = 'false'"); if (!$potential_topics) { echo 'Could not run query: ' . mysql_error(); exit; } $topic_array = best($potential_topics); echo $topic_array[0] ?> DJ 3000: NO, I KNOW HE'S SAVING THAT ONE FOR WHEN HE ACTUALLY HAS HIS SHIT TOGETHER ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE IT PROPERLY. DJ 3000:
DFO Radio: Backlog
The content monster has been pawing at my leg all morning, but all I've got for it is some music. Hope this fills the void for you, little fella. [rubs content monster's belly] --- a short time later --- Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large
Request Line: The Domain of the Land Baron
INT. HOME OFFICE - DAY An incredibly handsome internet writer sits staring blankly at a spreadsheet of potential Request Line topics. --- [imaginary door in his mind flies open] --- BRITTFAR: Howdy! RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Oh. It's you. BRITTFAR: I can't help but notice you hunting for a Request Line topic this week. RTD: I guess. It's not
Request Line: This Suit Burns Better – Look!
Request Line: Speed
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY? OR MAYBE NIGHT? IT ALL SEEMS TO BE BLENDING TOGETHER WHEN YOU DON'T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE. The PRODUCER is at the control panel, having an animated conversation with...someone inside the recording booth. DJ 3000 looks on in concern, because the recording booth appears to be empty. PRODUCER: