Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Football is on the Horizon! Grilled Pesto Pork Chops and Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes.

laserguru - August 27, 2017

Hey folks! Now that it's almost time to start the NFL season how about joining our traditional DFO NFL suicide league? Just head over to ESPN.com, register an account. Go to the fantasy section and select "Eliminator Challenge." Search for groups and look for "DFO Crack Suicide Squad" create an

Minnesota Vikings 2017 Team Preview – Handling Tragedy with Dignity.

laserguru - August 22, 2017August 25, 2017

Banner image via MMQB.com Voiceover by the Ghost of John Facenda: "October 16th 2016. The Minnesota Vikings enter their bye week with a record of 5-0. Built on the strength of a furious defense and a ball control offense, the Vikings surge to the top of every prognosticators Power Rankings and the

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Marsala with Homemade Pasta.

laserguru - August 20, 2017

Hello again everybody! I appreciate you returning for another episode of Sunday Gravy. Where weekly, I attempt to bring you new, sometimes challenging and delightful recipes to elevate your cooking skills and give you something to occupy your time during the NFL's offseason. And you know what kids? This long motherfucking

If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview

laserguru - August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

How you may be asking does one become a Saints fan in the first place? (The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back up beeping) Lets go back in time shall we? No one chooses to be a Saints fan, we are cast from birth, a kind of divine intervention, you think I wanted this?

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Fast Food Chinese Take Out. Orange Chicken and Fried Rice.

laserguru - August 13, 2017

Zǎoshang hǎo DFO! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy! Thanks to Mr. Litre Cola for filling in last Sunday with another episode of "Baking with Litre." Let's go ahead and address the obvious first, yes we did have a fried rice recipe post from my esteemed colleague Romonobyl just a few days ago.

The DFO Interview: Drew Magary

laserguru - July 30, 2017

In honor of [Door Flies Open]'s 2nd anniversary we reached back in time and reached out in person to interview one of the founding fathers of our former motherblog Kissing Suzy Kolber. On July 10th I attended a book reading/signing in Manhattan Beach, CA. The author on hand was none other

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Pot Pie. So Much Butter.

laserguru - July 30, 2017

Good morning folks! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. For any new readers, this is my weekly cooking feature where I not only cook the recipe given, I also do the crappy photography and give you helpful dick jokery along the way. This feature runs during the NFL offseason because when the

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito 2. The One Where We Encounter an Anomaly

laserguru - July 23, 2017

Welcome back amigos! Thanks for tuning back in to Sunday Gravy. Today is part 2 of Building The Better Burrito. Last week we had part 1 and it's right here if you need a refresher course or need to catch up. In our first episode I demonstrated how to cook and build

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito, Pt. 1

laserguru - July 16, 2017July 18, 2017

Hola Sunday Gravy heads! I truly hope everyone has been surviving the summer thus far. I had to break down and turn on the air conditioner last week and that is not a normal occurrence. For some goddamn reason this shitty high pressure system parked over the top of the Four

Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread

laserguru - July 4, 2017July 4, 2017

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Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged on grilled proteins and have applied various intoxicating substances of choice to lighten the mood and to better prepare you for the evening fireworks display. That's good! It is