'Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn't going well Beelzebub was there, he was raging that day As he sent his Beelzebros into the fray Against Moose they raged, growling and grizzled While from the skies the hellfire drizzled Weaselo was there too, and WCS And
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies III
BallsofSteelandFury: We're back! Some of you may say, "Like herpes!" and you're only partially correct. This time, we are tackling a film that, truthfully, should have won an Oscar. Nay, a Nobel. TWBS: Aren't you overselling it? Balls: No, shut up. TWBS: Aren't you worried we're going to lose them? Balls: This is our third
Moosemas in Hell (Part Four)
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)
The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in full pursuit. The infernal machine looks like a vintage Soviet KV-2 heavy artillery tank as re-imagined by famed painter H.R. Giger. So it's a pretty gnarly piece
Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy Retrieval Portal as Zymm programs new coordinates into the computer. Ballsofsteelandfury: So...you were serious, Dok? Moose and the others are really in Hell? Doktor Zymm (punching keys):
Moosemas in Hell (Part One)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 101)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 100)
The scene: The parking lot of the Iguana Mart in the future. Like, waaaay in the future, man. There's currently a one-sided firefight going on, as an enraged blue-skinned sexually-ambiguous bartender is shooting at several DFOers with a Multi-Use Explosive Rocket Tracking-Enhanced system. The DFOers, for their part, are hiding
Your “What else is on?” Monday Night Football Preview and Open Thread
Seriously, when I looked at yesterday's schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn't even available in LA. We were instead given the merde-pourri of Vikings-Redacteds, Cowboys-Falcons, RAMMIT-Texans, and Shitty Clippers-Jaguras. And then on Sunday night, we were given Pats-Broncos? Yeah Right. Now that
Balls and tWBS: At The Movies
Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler's List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the best of all time and which I haven't watched. This is Balls, btw. tWBS is more cultured than me and may have seen some of these. tWBS: I've actually seen Citizen Kane
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 99)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the lab where Doktor Zymm is trying to resurrect Yolanda the vampire from her current state. Which is basically dust and ash. The lab is filled with bubbling chemicals, test tubes, beakers...all that science-y stuff. Doktor Zymm is pouring the last